Joanna Gilman Hyde

January 31, 2024

In The Olden Days

She would have been called “Sassy”

butt in Today’s World

She gets locked out of Her Class Room

wearing A Tee that says

“DRAMATIC LIKE MOMMY”

Note: This was the poem which got Me fired from M(eye) position as Substitute Teacher’s Aide w The Tri-county Regional Centre for Education, for “Breach of Confidentiality.”  Then during the summer of 2024, when Eye had Eliza’s Mexican dog Concha down by the waterfront in Shelburne, a group of young children were admiring Concha & Eye recognized this former student as She bent down not only 2 pet Concha, but 2 kiss her on her back.

The Hawk Family Room

February 4, 2024

w/ A Virtual Cake

From Walmart

Eye Sat w/ M(eye) Old Roommate

Kristine Zoodedoo

In M(eye) Downstairs Office

(Former TV Room — Now Family Room)

Warmed From The Utility Room

Below

& Allowed A Cat —

Dr. Blair’s Cat Cami —

2 Enter.

You Know That Dr. Blair

Loved His Cats

(Along w/ His Patients)

& He Placed Treats For The Cats

On The Kitchen Floor

w/ Each Cat Knowing His or Her Place.

This Was An Evening Ritual

Which Annoyed Me

& Eye Didn’t Know Exactly Why.

The Hawk Corner Room

February 3, 2024

8:18 am

Mrs. Koff Read M(eye) Letter

“Don’t Scratch That Match”

In The Rockland County Journal News

& Was Impressed —

Mrs. Marchalis

Had 2 Deal w/ Patricia Buchanan

Peeing On Her Chair

During The Pledge of Allegiance —

Mrs. Winegarten

Put Paper Flower Petals

Representing Book Reports

Up Above Her Chalk Board —

Mrs. Marshall Introduced

Homophones

& Told Me 2 Stop

Day Dreaming

(When Eye Didn’t Know

What That Meant)

Miss Robley

Gave Me A Dime

2 Buy An Orange Popsicle

@ The Statue of Liberty —

(Eye Liked Her Flipped Up Hair Style)

Mrs. Erlich Talked 2 M(eye) Mother

@ Open House

& Eye Was Proud —

Mrs. Crumm Didn’t Catch Me

Flashing M(eye) Privates

@ Lisa Brown —

(& Her’s @ Me)

Mrs. Wells Crumpled Up

A Tube of Newspaper

She Was Trying 2 Use

2 Demonstrate How Light Doesn’t Bend

& Failed —

Mrs. Lee Praised M(eye) Recitation

of M(eye) Poem

My Bird Named Sam

& Miss Weiner

Wore Dangly Earrings

& Mini Skirts For Math

So Eye Always Raised

M(eye) Hand

Hillcrest Academy, Shelburne, NS

February 2, 2024

Eye Am Bearing Witness

2 The Dissolution

of The Canadian Public School System:

A Little Boy Asked Me In The Stairwell

If Eye Was Alright.

Eye Responded By Saying,

“Yes, Eye’ll Be Fine —

Thanks For Asking.”

Later

1 Decent Teacher

Subbing For Music

Talked 2 Me

In The Bedlam of The Cafeteria

Telling Me

She Once Taught M(eye) Daughter

In High School.

She Said She Saw Eliza

In A Dark A-line Prom Dress

w/ A String of Pearls

& Black Pumps

& Pronounced Her

STUNNING

(Eye Never Saw That Dress)

Eye Told The Teacher

Eliza Is In The Coast Guard

w/ A House In Mexico

& Mrs. ———- said,

“Good For Her!”

(So Eye Felt A Little Better)

February 3, 2024

12:18 pm

Miss Weiner, Have Eye

Written of You Before

w/ Your Long Dark Hair

Piled Partway In A Ponytail

High Upon Your Beautiful Head —

Your Dangling Earrings

Captivated Me

& Eye Thought

You Had 2 Poke Your Earlobes

Each Time You Put Them In —

Your’s Was The Math Class

Eye Eagerly Raised M(eye) Hand 2 —

Answering Your Questions

Against That 4th Grade Chalk Board

Beside Which Sat David Perkins

Who Asked Me

Where Eye Got That Necklace —

A Tinkling String of Tiny Glass Birds —

Eye Said “From Italy –“

& He Said

“Sttt, Italy.”

Is The Guzzle Gone —

Filled In From The Last Tumult

of Ocean Storm & Sand?

The Day Will Come

When Eye Won’t Have Gully

w/ His Speckled Neck

(Snow-white In Better Times)

He Leaves After He Eats

(of Course)

Butt Lingers Later In The Day

In M(eye) Back Yard

or On The Deck Rail

Where Eye Taught Him

2 Say “Breakfast”

(brrk brrk)

For A Piece of Bacon

This Year’s X Miss Tree

Is Naked Butt For Its Lights

Aimed At The Window

of M(eye) Upstairs Bedroom

& It’s For Sale

Will M(eye) Poetry Live Forever —

Reading Is Passe —

Or Is Technology

The Way It Is Today

Eating M(eye) Words?

M(eye) Son Is In The Army Now

So E(eye) Worry About His Death.

He’s Willing 2 Die For His Country

Or Kill For It

& Eye Do Not Agree

Butt If Eye Believe In “Reincarnation”

Does That Make Everything

OK?