Dr Fraudster
by Joanna Gilman Hyde
September 6th, 2026
The Hawk Utility Room
5:26 am
Dr Blair was a Fucker —
He fucked Me
w all His Might —
(which wasn’t much)
on into The Night
of Our Darkest Hour
when Eye got livid
@ His Falsehood —
He never saw Me
for My Worth —
instead He used Me
2 clean & cook
(which Eye didn’t mind doing)
butt He ignored My Capacity
for Artistic Genius —
& when Eye asked Him
if Eye was THAT
He said “No.”