Masturbation Is Not M(Eye) Style

by Joanna Gilman Hyde

Eye do not like


though Eye eat one every day

–2– keep The Doctor away


Eye do not like

English cu-cum-bers

though M(Eye) Husband is a Brit


and Eye do not like

zucchinis despite their obvious shape

though Eye can make

a mean zucchini casserole

–2– feed The Man

of M(Eye) Reality