Masturbation Is Not M(Eye) Style

by Joanna Gilman Hyde

Eye do not like

bananas

though Eye eat one every day

–2– keep The Doctor away

 

Eye do not like

English cu-cum-bers

though M(Eye) Husband is a Brit

 

and Eye do not like

zucchinis despite their obvious shape

though Eye can make

a mean zucchini casserole

–2– feed The Man

of M(Eye) Reality