Masturbation Is Not M(Eye) Style
by Joanna Gilman Hyde
Eye do not like
bananas
though Eye eat one every day
–2– keep The Doctor away
Eye do not like
English cu-cum-bers
though M(Eye) Husband is a Brit
and Eye do not like
zucchinis despite their obvious shape
though Eye can make
a mean zucchini casserole
–2– feed The Man
of M(Eye) Reality