Masturbation Is Not M(Eye) Style

Eye do not like

bananas

though Eye eat one every day

–2– keep The Doctor away

 

Eye do not like

English cu-cum-bers

though M(Eye) Husband is a Brit

 

and Eye do not like

zucchinis despite their obvious shape

though Eye can make

a mean zucchini casserole

–2– feed The Man

of M(Eye) Reality