I COME WITH A STORY
by Joanna Gilman Hyde
The Hawk Queen Bed 10:22pm
I Come With A Story
& It ain’t very pretty
It ain’t no Barbie Doll story
where You make It up as You go along
It has all Its facts laid out
straight
bright & ugly
terrible in Its glory
It starts with a death
of The Mother, My Mother
Who entrapped Me on an island
off Nova Scotia —
Oh I’ve told this story so many times —
How when She died
I didn’t sleep for four days
How on the fourth day I asked for a sign
to comfort Me
& got smashed over the head
by a Shower Of Lights
so much so I thought I was The Second Coming Of Christ
I was taken to hospital
to a darkened little room
where I saw no less
than The Meaning Of Life
& I laughed
I saw God’s Joke opening out before My Eyes
& have never been able to tell It
I Come With A Joke
to set the world ablaze
with laughter — so much so
that no one can copulate
for several weeks at least
thereby making a blip
in the productivity of Human Kind
I Come With A Blip
Reblogged this on C.L.A.S.S..
I like the subtlety of the joke.
Do you get it?! gosh again Ben — you are invaluable to me! I was going to email you to thank you for all the “likes” — 22 notifications from you this morning, but I can just say it here — THANK YOU — are you one of my greatest fans?
I went away for a few days, then I’ve had to reinstall my OS so I built up a bit of a backlog.