Joanna Gilman Hyde

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INTERRUPTED COOKING

The Tomato-coloured Couch 6:11pm

I had to interrupt cooking supper

to write about laying out

four plastic Canadian fifties

for My Daughter’s allowance

allowing enough for a sports bra

to buy on a trip to Halifax

with Her Boyfriend

— $200.00 bucks flat out —

I was struck by the recollection

of a roll of American twenties

wadded into My Starving Palm

counted out in the bathroom

of a Japanese Piano Bar in New York:

— $200.00 bucks tootsie-rolled

into a promise to be taken

to Korea to do an art project

but delivered in a Waldorf  elevator

with the push

to accompany The Korean Minister of Defence

into His Room

where all I could do

was to declare

in plain English:

“There has been some mistake.”

ADORNMENT

Highway 103, NS 5:00pm

Today at The Halifax Shopping Centre

I saw Two Muslim Women

talking on cell phones

through Head Scarves —

One Face completely veiled —

This Day when Hunter bought

smoky quartz earrings

for My Early Birthday

FOR BEN NAGA

The Hawk Living Room 2:22pm

I was trying to re-write an excerpt

from My Shredded Manuscript

but I failed.

It was about

The New Millennium’s New Year’s Eve Party For The Second Coming of Christ

thrown by Me

The Second Coming — all sexual innuendos intact —

where I would be in a plane loaded with champagne

(the plane, not Me)

flying into earlier and earlier time zones

appearing at the head of the plane

naked, handing out champagne to all invitees at each airport

and The Whole World would be invited

but the dress requirement would be Come Naked.

I failed

to recount all the reasons why each nationality would want to attend

regardless of the weather

but the US would have wanted to know who else was going before they would accept

the invitation

Oh, and the Muslim countries would not be able to accept

because they cover their woman at all times

and would not allow them to disrobe for any occasion and besides, they don’t drink.

The rest of the world would be offended

by The Muslim Countries not going, so

MY PARTY FOR THE WHOLE WORLD could never happen

and the world would remain in conflict for the rest of time.

2,222 VIRAL SPIRAL VIEWS

The Hawk Kitchen 8:53am

I Am Waking

To A Pool Of Silver

Outside My Kitchen Window

The Clouds Are Stratus

The Sun Is Bold

High & White

Feeding Me

As I Sit Illuminated

Upon My Kitchen Chair

THE VISIT

The Tomato-coloured Couch 4:45pm

“Hey Jimbo — what colour

is My Underwear?”

“I have no idea –”

“Red, Jim — RED —

I’m Pro Life –”

“That’s good –”

“I have 2,311 views on Self Organizing Galaxy

— where I was white in the beginning

& black at the end –”

“What do You want Me to do?”

“There’s nothing You CAN do, Jim —

I’m angry

& American

THE HAWK MUSKRAT POND

April 5th, The Hawk West Desk Window 10:50pm

Tonight I Hear The Peepers First

A Sound I Hold So Dear

Heralding My Spring To Me

Allaying All I Fear

Such As Death

So Near To Me

I Read Of Just That Fate

For One Guy F. Tozzoli In New York

Who Permitted Me To Paint

Miss Matched

The Tomato-coloured Couch 4:57pm

I’ve been mismatched All My Life

yet all these cock-eyed relationships

have lead to The Castle I now occupy:

My Beautiful Home By The Sea

housing six cats, All My Artwork

& thirty pounds of diaries

GIANTESS OF THE WEST

The Hawk Family Room 12:45pm

In My Little White Gym Suit

Out On The Most Visible Rooftop

In The Whole Wide World

I Laid Out My Spiral Of Colour

For Humanity

& Let My Hair Down

Dressed In See-thru Black

For The Signing Of A Lifetime

ARE YOU ALL SILVERED OUT?

The Hawk Kitchen 11:11am

Those *2* Giant Blocks

of Rectangular Silver

Came Crashing Down

on My Miles of Silver Duct Tape

on My Miles of Watery Plastic Sheeting

on My Ten-thousand Square Feet of Dacron Canvas

laid out, smoothed out

weighed down by 400 Sand Bags

Painted for Thousands of Office Workers

It was My

Self Organizing Galaxy

It All Came Crashing Down

in Zillions of Silver Streaks

on My Head on The Afternoon of March 31st, 1993

I have been crawling out ever since

note:  title from WHB

2012 in review

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600 people reached the top of Mt. Everest in 2012. This blog got about 4,100 views in 2012. If every person who reached the top of Mt. Everest viewed this blog, it would have taken 7 years to get that many views.

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