In My Favourite Restaurant
Eye overheard The Waiter
Talking to The Cook:
“How can You have time
for God and Your Wife?”
Eye called out from My Booth:
“What if God and Your Wife
are One and The Same?”
The Human Mind can
and does believe anything:
Believe what you want
The Hawk TV Room 6:11pm
During The NYC September
of 1984
EYE painted
The Bull’s EYE
for Our Twin Towers
filmed by German Television —
when I mailed That Video
to My Father in Saudi Arabia
He never got It
I Believe M(EYE) Video Was Confiscated
by The Islamic Religious Police
Circulated Through Various Extremist Factions
inflamed by the overt display
of a beautiful Western Woman
with Long Blond Hair
doing & achieving such
A Public & Powerful Act —
I believe The Bombing
of February 1993 was instigated
by M(EYE) Painting
The Coup d’etat
is
Our Precious
9/11
The Hawk Kitchen Outpost 1:11pm
I wore White in The Beginning
Black @ The End
I wear Silver & Gold
& Grey Today
as I have come
This Far to state
The Reconciliation of Opposites
where East
meets
West
in This Epic Collision
of Feminine Power
Highway 103, NS 5:00pm
Today at The Halifax Shopping Centre
I saw Two Muslim Women
talking on cell phones
through Head Scarves —
One Face completely veiled —
This Day when Hunter bought
smoky quartz earrings
for My Early Birthday
The Hawk Living Room 2:22pm
I was trying to re-write an excerpt
from My Shredded Manuscript
but I failed.
It was about
The New Millennium’s New Year’s Eve Party For The Second Coming of Christ
thrown by Me
The Second Coming — all sexual innuendos intact —
where I would be in a plane loaded with champagne
(the plane, not Me)
flying into earlier and earlier time zones
appearing at the head of the plane
naked, handing out champagne to all invitees at each airport
and The Whole World would be invited
but the dress requirement would be Come Naked.
I failed
to recount all the reasons why each nationality would want to attend
regardless of the weather
but the US would have wanted to know who else was going before they would accept
the invitation
Oh, and the Muslim countries would not be able to accept
because they cover their woman at all times
and would not allow them to disrobe for any occasion and besides, they don’t drink.
The rest of the world would be offended
by The Muslim Countries not going, so
MY PARTY FOR THE WHOLE WORLD could never happen
and the world would remain in conflict for the rest of time.
Joanna Gilman Hyde 