Joanna Gilman Hyde

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Tag: Dr W Hunter Blair

ALIEN SPACE SHIP

The Tomato-coloured Couch 4:11pm

I put on My Raspberry Slippers

& got out The Mop

I mopped & I mopped

upstairs & down

I cleaned My Whole House

& still that 777 has not been

found

ASSIGNMENT

The Hawk Queen Bed 10:03pm

The nightly ointment applied

to My Doctor-Husband’s legs

has conditioned My Hands

ready for work

I will now delve into the guts

of Humanity

The Innards of The World

I will knowingly dirty My Hands

when I said I never would

serve God — I would serve

only My Self —

I have seen The Meaning of Life

and It is brazen and brash

as The Sun

and It is My Dark Haired Angel

God of My Creation

sitting on My Right Shoulder

declaring in Her Melodious Voice

“You Know The Meaning Of Life

And So You Are A Star —

So Go To Sleep…”

I will go now not to sleep

but to coat My Broad-palmed Hands

laden with the protective balm of Her Words

to absolve the recesses of My Skin

of any fatal impurity

and pummel My New-born Fists

into every Man, Woman and Grown-up Child

BEYOND THE SNOG

The Hawk Queen Bed 9:57pm

I live a life

of comparative luxury

with My Weight

on My Left Hip

& My Right Ankle relaxed

while I peel off

My Mother’s Silver Bangles

ancient ring of gold & amethyst

I’m not rich — yet —

but I expect to be

in This Lifetime

in the meantime

I eat frugally

& engage in a very limited

society of friends

 

FUCHSIA

The Hawk West Desk Window 9:40pm

I stood in My Raspberry LLB Sippers from China

& Fuchsia Turtle-neck Sweater from Years Ago

to enunciate in front of My Bedded Husband

Three Fundamental Rules

For This Planet:

1.  No Legalized Abortion

2.  No Militarized Killing

3.  No Capital Punishment

& asked One Question

for All of Us to Ask:

What Is The Value

of One Human Life?

PRETEND THIS IS WRITTEN ON GOLD EMBOSSED TIFFANY STATIONARY

The Tomato-coloured Recliner 4:30pm

Dear Bill N Lacy:

You know why I handed you all those pathetic love letters while I was a student at Cooper Union and you were President?  I was youthfully in lust with you, no matter what the letters said, and you were correct never to have replied.

After I graduated, I gave you hand-knitted socks (not knitted by me) with a note for cold feet, and months later you said, “I still have those socks –”

I said, “Now you don’t need them –”  

“Why?” you suddenly asked, and I sang out, “Because Now It’s Spring!”

(I was about to ask my children’s father to marry me.)

Two husbands later I am keeping up my record — this time for over twenty years — and the object of my attentions is a small leprechaun from Scotland with whom (I’ve told myself) I would travel to outer space.

I hope this letter finds you well.

Yours truly,

Joanna

SLOW COOKER

The Tomato-coloured Couch 7:20pm

If I Had Any Doubt

As To The Complexities

And Future Order

Of My Life

As I Foresee It

I Have Not A Shred Now

As I Have Been

Transfixed

By The Glowing Blue 22

On My Kitchen Counter

Stew Pot

ENCAPSULATED EROTOMANIC DELUSION

The Tomato-coloured Couch 9:45pm

I see You at the doors

to Sobey’s with Your Wife

I’m with My Husband —

I dodge across The Parking Lot

to The Cart Corral

with Its Yellow Sign:

In The Event Of An Emergency

Gather Here

I sit cross-legged on the pavement

below The Sign —

Do You Come Over To Me?

Does My Husband —

Or Does He Converse With Your Wife?

When & With Whom

Do I Lift My Arms

Up & Out To The Sides

As I Did In Your Presence On October 22, 1993

To Voice, Not For The First Time

I Am In A Spiritual Emergency?

SECURITY two

The Tomato-coloured Couch 6:55pm

I live a privileged life

with a daughter in The Caribbean

& a son out West —

My Family is taken care of

& I am secure in My Wind-proof House

with seven well-fed cats

& a candle on The Living Room Table

ANNOUNCEMENT

This is to announce the newly created blog

called Ruminations

by My Husband, Dr W Hunter Blair

which puts forward His World View

in a rhetorical style

open for discussion

docwhb.wordpress.com

ALL MY MIGHT

The Hawk Window Seat 11:08am

I have just done an Heroic Deed:

I pushed Dr Blair’s

Old Black Lincoln

out of a snow bank

and on Its Way to work

leaving Me behind

in snow-covered pyjamas