Joanna Gilman Hyde

"Good Morning, World!"

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I HAVE A MESSAGE

The Hawk Family Room 4:52pm

I Have A Message

fuelled by One Blonde Beer

sitting in A Brown Leather Swivel Chair

looking South Out A Double Window —

My Husband lists the unavailability

of Silver

by domestic bullion dealers

My Message Is:  Gather Your Wits

buy what You can of Grain

& Gold

& hold onto Your Children, Your House

Your Guiding Beliefs

let not the government

break down Your Door

LLBEAN LADIES WHITE LINEN SHIRT

The Hawk TV Room 7:39pm

Sitting in The Director’s Chair

Dark Brown Leather

Simon Chang Dark Grey Pants

Leather Josef Seibel Shoes

White Socks, White Underwear

Nude Victoria’s Secret Bra 36B

Esty Endless Swirl Stirling Bangle, Left Wrist

Boluva Ladies Open Heart Watch, Right

Birks Diamond, Gold, Platinum Wedding

& Engagement Rings, Left Ring Finger

Birks Quartz Crystal Gold & Diamond Question Mark Ring —

Right Middle Finger

I’m Ready for Hackers

Stalkers

Terrorists

The American Government

I MAD

The Hawk Kitchen 7:56pm

Imma takin my dollies

an goin’ home.

Dere infiltrators messin wid my blog

& I don’ like it.

Dey gi’ me d’ creeps —

Dey readin’ my stuff

settin’ up fake blogs

gettin’ me to write mo’ stuff

I mad.

I’s goin’ home.

LOCK-DOWN

The Hawk Kitchen 5:57pm

I am in self-imposed Lock-down

in My Own Kitchen

listening to peepers

to The West

and The Ocean —

can I go outside

to hear It?

I hear only those tiny frogs

which provide Me

with such joy

FOR BEN NAGA

The Hawk Living Room 2:22pm

I was trying to re-write an excerpt

from My Shredded Manuscript

but I failed.

It was about

The New Millennium’s New Year’s Eve Party For The Second Coming of Christ

thrown by Me

The Second Coming — all sexual innuendos intact —

where I would be in a plane loaded with champagne

(the plane, not Me)

flying into earlier and earlier time zones

appearing at the head of the plane

naked, handing out champagne to all invitees at each airport

and The Whole World would be invited

but the dress requirement would be Come Naked.

I failed

to recount all the reasons why each nationality would want to attend

regardless of the weather

but the US would have wanted to know who else was going before they would accept

the invitation

Oh, and the Muslim countries would not be able to accept

because they cover their woman at all times

and would not allow them to disrobe for any occasion and besides, they don’t drink.

The rest of the world would be offended

by The Muslim Countries not going, so

MY PARTY FOR THE WHOLE WORLD could never happen

and the world would remain in conflict for the rest of time.

GIANTESS OF THE WEST

The Hawk Family Room 12:45pm

In My Little White Gym Suit

Out On The Most Visible Rooftop

In The Whole Wide World

I Laid Out My Spiral Of Colour

For Humanity

& Let My Hair Down

Dressed In See-thru Black

For The Signing Of A Lifetime

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The Tomato-coloured Couch 4:40pm

Sterling Silver Beef

displayed under The Kiosk Sign

@ Sobey’s

I bought two slabs

after saying “no” to two samples

of second-rate cork flooring

@ Wilson’s Home Hardware

— I put The Beef

in My Black Basket

& paid for It with a fifty in Speedy Checkout

behind a man who’s head was shaped

like David Wilson’s

QUICK CHANGE ARTIST

The Tomato-coloured Couch 9:22am

I Bring Black Into White Light

I Look Deep Into Black

to See The Night Sky

To See The Light of The Stars

Against Black

I Am Pro Black

I Am Pro Life

I Dress In Black

with Red Underwear

 

GOD CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF

The Hawk Bench of Fortification 2:45pm

Through My Anger

Through My Female God’s Anger

I will Construct

not peace (that’s so old it hurts)

I will Construct

a New Way of Seeing

for The Whole Planet

— oh, It may take Some Time —

but I’m aiming to use My Time

until I Die, and then some

WHAT IS MY MATURITY LEVEL?

The Arms & Hands of The Hawk Occupant 1:22pm

He’s going away again

for the 3rd monthly segment since November

to The Dominican Republic

& I’m not allowed to miss His Proximity

I’m instructed to use mental telepathy

instead I’m dressed to Kill

in a Black & Aqua Patterned Super Hero Top I’ve never worn

in My Black Leggings & Black Ankle Boots

Black Socks & Black Underwear

Silver Fish earrings given to Me

by My Aunt Angie on My 31st Birthday

My Birks Endless Silver Spiral Bangle

Dark Lipstick

I could Kill

with A Word