Joanna Gilman Hyde

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Category: poetry

Too Bad For LL Bean

Eye just recycled

A Men’s Summer catalogue:

Eye H’aint Got No Man

ACCEPTANCE

When I give My Acceptance Speech

Eye won’t have to thank anybody:

I’m divorcing my second husband

my first husband has me blocked

my son is not speaking to me

my daughter doesn’t want to know

anything about my life

and my parents

and my brother

are dead.

BLOOD

For twenty years Eye sustained

my husband’s public image

and image was all it was:

imagine a man

great and small

dressed

as Dr Blair —

shaved and bathed

properly slept

but know underneath

a heart as empty

as his kiss

DAWN

Sun-meshed horizon

colouring clouds, Eye can hear

M(eye) morning bird song

HA!!

Yes, Eye am jealous

of that perfect blonde

chest clad in black

with her “Made In Canada”

stamped on Face Book —

Yes, I’m jealous —

he said he fucked her

morning, noon and night

40 years ago

wrecking his first marriage

and now she’s more

than back

Flattery Will Get You Everywhere

If he had told me

“You’re the greatest artist

in the world”

Eye might have stayed

for free

Damage Control

he has maligned me

to my children

to his internet girlfriends

and anyone else

he wants to think ill of me —

he has lied to my face

and slapped my face down

after I tried to build him up

into the “Doctor”

he is not

MY BLACK PEN

My Black Pen

oozes and dribbles

 

down down

over his brow

clouding his blue eyes

like the inky string

of vulnerable women

of which Eye

— his third wife —

am merely

one drip

drop

ADVERSARY

Why not wipe him out

with one swipe of my black pen

and take back my son?

Eye H’aint No Germ-o-phobe

One foine day

I’ll be picked up

way off this ground

Eye’ve lived on

for 15 billion years —

think of the germs

I’ll leave behind

while The Big Bang Theory

is only something

to sneeze at