The Shlong Speaks:
“God is The Ultimate
Control Freak”
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“God is The Ultimate
Control Freak”
Eye had a dream
of Treena’s Hair —
back to normal
dark brown
cut short
and cute
Eye lay on the beach sand
alone on My Aqua Towel
face down to hear the waves
with The Sun on My Back
and re-named My Painting
“Iridescence”
to
“Nova Scotia”
Gully The 3rd is trained
2 speak His Mind:
He says “breakfast”
for a piece
of cheese or bacon
& Eye can see
His Thinking
in His Eyes
An Awning We will erect
on the facade of the UFO Museum
in Shag Harbour, Nova Scotia
to exhibit The Model of Self Organizing Galaxy
unfurled, to Dawn upon The World
as the only surviving Artefact
of The Artwork which Spawned
9/11
My legal Husband
is transformed:
He is My Boyfriend now —
and Eye have always wanted
one of Those.
Eye have withdrawn Knife
from the centre of Black Rose:
slow-mo pulsation
Dr Blair, on the night of August 14, 1999
Eye made you sign a contract for sex.
Eye would like to renew that contract,
update it by 19 years to include
hotel, food, gas, all extraneous expenses
+ $500.00 upfront per 24 hour period
of My Companionship.
Is this too much to ask for the continuation
of what was a marriage based
solely on sexuality?
Eye have inserted
My 2nd Best Kitchen Knife
inside the depths of Rose
Painting “Butt Ugly”:
glitter stuck to Its Cow Flops
first seen today lit
Joanna Gilman Hyde 