Joanna Gilman Hyde

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Category: fame

That Polaroid Poise

Eye sat in My Mother’s

yellow butterfly chair

thrown out by

My First husband

tanned legs crossed —

broad arms crossed —

downward sideways glance

with My Father’s Gold Metal

around My Neck

& My Red Tank Top

bra-less

 

The Shlong Whispers

Hey Dr Blair

U stepped all over

My Fantasy —

Eye guess all that’s left

now

is to sue

Your Ass

Off

Seeing Is Believing

Dr Blair was surprised

I didn’t end up

in a dumpster in New York —

Well — he’ll be a lot more

surprised

when Eye end up

as The New Darling

of The Black Revolution

This Rhymes:

Dr Blair

took Me

nowhere

MAELSTROM

Eye Dance My Dance

Eye Write My Right

Eye Paint My House

Eye Walk My Walk

And Eye Have My Ultimate Companion

What Do Eye Laugh At?

Eye laugh at Arrogance —

or do I?

What Do Eye Attack?

Eye attack dishonesty.

 

What Else?

 

M(Eye) Haters on M(Eye) Body

— Shake ‘Em Off

Eye’ve Been In Bed With A Sleeze Bucket!!

Or worse — I’ve been married to him

and still am!!

 

OMG DR Blair has his new professional photo

up on Face Book — have you seen it?  UGH

 

OMG  He’s just like his cohort

who waggled his tongue at me

at my dinner table in front of his wife!!

Tattle-telling

Tonight Dr Blair

said he always thought

I was a better writer

than painter.

Well he’s wrong.

I am an extraordinary

painter

and I can use

My Writing

to make him go to

hell

JILTED

Eye made a painting

last November 12th

when I got jilted by Dr Blair —

First Eye spray painted

lurid pink & purple:

“Dr Blair can’t fuck”

then laid over

grey & black drips & drops

with His Silver Penis

ejaculating florescent orange —

It’s “The Graffiti Painting”

priced @ $58,000.00 Canadian