Mother’s Day Special
Over pink carnations
she suggested sparingly:
give yourself away
Over pink carnations
she suggested sparingly:
give yourself away
Dr Blair, on the night of August 14, 1999
Eye made you sign a contract for sex.
Eye would like to renew that contract,
update it by 19 years to include
hotel, food, gas, all extraneous expenses
+ $500.00 upfront per 24 hour period
of My Companionship.
Is this too much to ask for the continuation
of what was a marriage based
solely on sexuality?
Audacious Husband
refuses to pay for sex
after eighteen years
Eye have inserted
My 2nd Best Kitchen Knife
inside the depths of Rose