Joanna Gilman Hyde

The Hawk Laundry Room 1:47pm

I bought A Purple Bottle

today of lavender laundry wash

with My Famous Silver Rays

on the label

& announced to My Husband

for all of Sobey’s to hear:

“I am a consumer on the march —

My Spending Practices are watched

My Tastes are recorded

for The Fashions of The Times

for The Big Buy-out

of Earth’s Silver Load!”