FFU — 798

by Joanna Gilman Hyde

The Hawk Portico 12:50pm

I got The Best License Plate Ever

picked out at random from a big drawer

by The Lady at The Motor Vehicles Registry —

It proclaims:  FFU

& now My Temporary License

has been removed from the driver’s side

back window

after applications of nail polish remover

& oven cleaner

to get the stick-um off

I got it off

with My Own Spit