THE BOOK
by Joanna Gilman Hyde
Canada Day 2011 The Hawk
This is a New Book
This Book is So New It
Has Not Even Been
Thought of
Yet…
It is NOT about any Living or Dead
People
or animals
or plants
or planets
It is about a Great BIG YAWN
A YAWN WHICH GOES
ON
&
ON
&
ON
& never stops. Oh, & did
I mention The Yawn never
STARTS, either(underlined)?
The Yawn has a Companion:
The GREAT BIG FART
a FART SO BIG IT FILLS
the Entire Universe
& Beyond, if there is
a Beyond
The FART HAS A START
Like The Sneeze that
follows:
The SNEEZE that blows
away the Yawn (even
though I said It never
Stops) a sneeze which
blows away the FART
which clears
the AIR
To Make Room, since
there is an endless supply
of Room — The Sneeze
has to push away all
the other crap engulfed
by The Yawn & The FART
to make Room for
THIS(underlined):
The Great Big
seemingly Eternal
(though who knows —
who thinks there’s
any such thing as
Eternity?)
The Sneeze makes Room
for: The Great Big
seemingly Endless
Huge
Sigh
of
Relief —
a sigh of Relief
not Heard,
not Seen,
but
Felt,
felt beyond the
outer reaches of
The Universe
in fact,
becoming the
preliminary
establishment
of
Every Thing &
Nothing &
more eternal YAWNS
FARTS
etc.
Amen.
Or, Gazuntheight!
Thanks, Kris, for both.
Brilliant!!!