by Joanna Gilman Hyde

The Hawk Kitchen 6:30pm

I have My Big Black Cat Astro

Who could be targeted by Halloween pranksters

as warned by a cat-loving Secretary

Astro cannot be let out

until Cover of Darkness

and this at My Husband’s insistence

— He thinks Astro is safe —

if anything happened to My Astro

I would be inconsolably bereft