Joanna Gilman Hyde

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Tag: the war between the sexes

Heterosexual Sex Explained:

A man wants a woman

to have orgasm(s)

because she loses control.

Men like women

to lose control.

It turns them on.

And if a man

makes a woman

have orgasm(s)

he feels empowered.

BTW:  Woman do not really care

if a man has one or not.

He Didn’t Hear Me

In My Favourite Restaurant

Eye overheard The Waiter

Talking to The Cook:

“How can You have time

for God and Your Wife?”

Eye called out from My Booth:

“What if God and Your Wife

are One and The Same?”