Joanna Gilman Hyde

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Tag: Public Artist

GIANTESS OF THE WEST

The Hawk Family Room 12:45pm

In My Little White Gym Suit

Out On The Most Visible Rooftop

In The Whole Wide World

I Laid Out My Spiral Of Colour

For Humanity

& Let My Hair Down

Dressed In See-thru Black

For The Signing Of A Lifetime

PUBLIC DISORDER

The Hawk Window Seat 10:00am

This morning I told The Carpenters

“I have a Sleep Disorder — that’s why

I’m always in My Bathrobe –”

It’s true, It’s not a lie

or an exaggeration

I have to get My Eight Hours

uninterrupted

or I’m

shot

MY FIRST ART TEACHERS

The Hawk Family Room 7:00pm

My Elementary Art Teacher

Miss Fabian

was little & wore tight sweaters

Her Hair was Black

She wore Black Pants

& told Me Artists usually stand

to do Their work

I don’t remember My Intermediate Teacher

but I made a giant bobby pin

& won an art certificate

at the end of Sixth Grade

My High School Art Teachers

were Miss Cotterall, little & blond

Who taught Me the basics

of Jewellery Making —

Miss Hues —

She was dark-skinned

& I painted a water-colour portrait

of Her in a patch-work skirt —

Mr McDowell

was the Track Coach

Who later told Me He was proud

to have contributed in some small way

to My Success

Self Organizing Galaxy

CONSTRUCT

Today I made a symbolic abortion

construction

out of My Red Lace Underwear

& Wire Coat Hanger

They’re arranged on a 16″ x 20″ white canvas board

painted with Red

& Purple

& glittery Silver nail polish

I think It looks

primitive

Indian

WHAT IS MY MATURITY LEVEL?

The Arms & Hands of The Hawk Occupant 1:22pm

He’s going away again

for the 3rd monthly segment since November

to The Dominican Republic

& I’m not allowed to miss His Proximity

I’m instructed to use mental telepathy

instead I’m dressed to Kill

in a Black & Aqua Patterned Super Hero Top I’ve never worn

in My Black Leggings & Black Ankle Boots

Black Socks & Black Underwear

Silver Fish earrings given to Me

by My Aunt Angie on My 31st Birthday

My Birks Endless Silver Spiral Bangle

Dark Lipstick

I could Kill

with A Word

SNUG AS A BUG IN A RUG

January 29th The 103 7:49am

I have to be very grown up

this is what grown-ups do

They go to Operations

11:15am Queen Elizabeth II (Old VG) Halifax

“See Ya” rings out cheerily

in the halls

12:45pm

I wait, rest, in a room

thematically named “Beach”

Hunter was taken away @ 12:15

an hour & 45 minutes before scheduled

I wait to hear a “start time”

1:56pm

I am waiting for a “start time”

has the surgery started yet?

(note: shortly after writing this I was told

the “Cut Time” was 1:30

and was given a 3 hour “window”)

I see, for the first time,

10:22 is Really 22:22

on the 24 hour clock

(to spell it out for everybody)

It’s very loud around here — there’s

actually raucous laughter across

the hall

luckily I am the only person in this

“Beach Room”

(note:  one woman came in with reminiscences

of a trip through the Caribbean and described

how She would have jumped ship into the open arms

of a big black woman in the surf, who had a smile

as big as She was) 

2:30pm

(note: checked into The Lord Nelson)

3:00pm

(note: cell phone call from surgeon:

“Mrs Blair — I’m calling to say 

the operation went very well

Your Husband will be in Recovery

about two hours”)

(note: made phone calls to friends and relatives

had to find out Hunter’s Private Isolation Room

and visited Him there for a couple of hours

where the door was kept open and I was allowed

ungowned

though Hunter was a suspected MRSA* carrier

Hunter seemed wonderful — five abdominal incisions

for laparoscopy to fix a hernia and esophagus)

9:27pm The Lord Nelson Victory Arms Pub

I’m drinking Keith’s On Tap

& about to order a club

& Greek salad

The Waiter said

“You’re not from around here

are You”

*Methicillin Resistant Staphylococcus Aurius 

also known as The Super Bug

AT HOME WEAR

The Hawk Kitchen 10:55am

PRO LIFE UNDERWEAR

Black Joe Fresh Push Up Bra

Size 38 B

Black Simon Chang Denim Leggings

Size 8

Royal Purple Sweater Top

Sterling Birk’s Esty Bangle

Sterling Birk’s Hoop Earrings

Gold, Platinum, Diamond Birk’s Wedding Band

Gold, Platinum, Diamond Birk’s Engagement Ring

Quartz Crystal, Diamond & Gold Birk’s Question Mark Ring

Ladies Bulova Open Heart Watch

Women’s LL Bean Sheepskin Slippers

8 Medium

STOCK #0 K67904

VN# 05488

MADE IN CHINA

090909

black socks

ROADMAP

The Hawk Computer 10:22pm

Dear DVD:

THIS IS MY PREMISE —

Clarity of Vision

Clarity of Speech

Clarity of Action

WHAT’S YOURS?

 

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The Hawk Kitchen 4:22pm

I Am A Model

for

Humanity:

Watch Closely As I Drink

This Glass

of

Water

What Direction Am I Facing

As I Put The Glass

To My Lips?

What Direction Am I Facing

East or West

When I Finish

Swallowing

Swallowing

To The Last

Drop?

ROYAL FUNDS TRANSFER

The Tomato-coloured Couch 9:18am

I Am A Performance Artist

My Life Is My Stage

Dressed In Black & Silver

With Red Lace Underwear

Red Lipstick

On A Cold Monday Morning

I Am Ready To Go

To The Bank