Joanna Gilman Hyde

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Tag: Public Art

WHAT IS MY MATURITY LEVEL?

The Arms & Hands of The Hawk Occupant 1:22pm

He’s going away again

for the 3rd monthly segment since November

to The Dominican Republic

& I’m not allowed to miss His Proximity

I’m instructed to use mental telepathy

instead I’m dressed to Kill

in a Black & Aqua Patterned Super Hero Top I’ve never worn

in My Black Leggings & Black Ankle Boots

Black Socks & Black Underwear

Silver Fish earrings given to Me

by My Aunt Angie on My 31st Birthday

My Birks Endless Silver Spiral Bangle

Dark Lipstick

I could Kill

with A Word

SNUG AS A BUG IN A RUG

January 29th The 103 7:49am

I have to be very grown up

this is what grown-ups do

They go to Operations

11:15am Queen Elizabeth II (Old VG) Halifax

“See Ya” rings out cheerily

in the halls

12:45pm

I wait, rest, in a room

thematically named “Beach”

Hunter was taken away @ 12:15

an hour & 45 minutes before scheduled

I wait to hear a “start time”

1:56pm

I am waiting for a “start time”

has the surgery started yet?

(note: shortly after writing this I was told

the “Cut Time” was 1:30

and was given a 3 hour “window”)

I see, for the first time,

10:22 is Really 22:22

on the 24 hour clock

(to spell it out for everybody)

It’s very loud around here — there’s

actually raucous laughter across

the hall

luckily I am the only person in this

“Beach Room”

(note:  one woman came in with reminiscences

of a trip through the Caribbean and described

how She would have jumped ship into the open arms

of a big black woman in the surf, who had a smile

as big as She was) 

2:30pm

(note: checked into The Lord Nelson)

3:00pm

(note: cell phone call from surgeon:

“Mrs Blair — I’m calling to say 

the operation went very well

Your Husband will be in Recovery

about two hours”)

(note: made phone calls to friends and relatives

had to find out Hunter’s Private Isolation Room

and visited Him there for a couple of hours

where the door was kept open and I was allowed

ungowned

though Hunter was a suspected MRSA* carrier

Hunter seemed wonderful — five abdominal incisions

for laparoscopy to fix a hernia and esophagus)

9:27pm The Lord Nelson Victory Arms Pub

I’m drinking Keith’s On Tap

& about to order a club

& Greek salad

The Waiter said

“You’re not from around here

are You”

*Methicillin Resistant Staphylococcus Aurius 

also known as The Super Bug

AT HOME WEAR

The Hawk Kitchen 10:55am

PRO LIFE UNDERWEAR

Black Joe Fresh Push Up Bra

Size 38 B

Black Simon Chang Denim Leggings

Size 8

Royal Purple Sweater Top

Sterling Birk’s Esty Bangle

Sterling Birk’s Hoop Earrings

Gold, Platinum, Diamond Birk’s Wedding Band

Gold, Platinum, Diamond Birk’s Engagement Ring

Quartz Crystal, Diamond & Gold Birk’s Question Mark Ring

Ladies Bulova Open Heart Watch

Women’s LL Bean Sheepskin Slippers

8 Medium

STOCK #0 K67904

VN# 05488

MADE IN CHINA

090909

black socks

ROADMAP

The Hawk Computer 10:22pm

Dear DVD:

THIS IS MY PREMISE —

Clarity of Vision

Clarity of Speech

Clarity of Action

WHAT’S YOURS?

 

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The Hawk Kitchen 4:22pm

I Am A Model

for

Humanity:

Watch Closely As I Drink

This Glass

of

Water

What Direction Am I Facing

As I Put The Glass

To My Lips?

What Direction Am I Facing

East or West

When I Finish

Swallowing

Swallowing

To The Last

Drop?

ROYAL FUNDS TRANSFER

The Tomato-coloured Couch 9:18am

I Am A Performance Artist

My Life Is My Stage

Dressed In Black & Silver

With Red Lace Underwear

Red Lipstick

On A Cold Monday Morning

I Am Ready To Go

To The Bank

COVER

The Tomato-coloured Couch 4:33pm

I operate under cover:

Divine Grace follows Me

in & out of stores, banks, traffic jams

I elect Confluence Of Stars

To Save My Every Move

from disaster

2012 in review

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

600 people reached the top of Mt. Everest in 2012. This blog got about 4,100 views in 2012. If every person who reached the top of Mt. Everest viewed this blog, it would have taken 7 years to get that many views.

Click here to see the complete report.

EMERGENCY

DVD will you meet me @ Barrington Sobey’s cart corral

tomorrow at 2:22 pm 

I now know why you stood

at the foot of My Hospital Bed

WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO BE THIS WORLD?

The Tomato-coloured Couch 3:45pm

We’re Not Sick

We’re misguided, falsely & uselessly labelled

We’ve come as far as We can go

in Today’s Society

We’ve got to go back —

resurrect ancient systems, global, financial, medical, social

which are proven to work in Their Times

Globalize Our History

We cannot rely on Aliens

to Show Us The Future

There Is NO Future —

There Is Only Now

Our Greatest Wealth

is what Makes Us:

Our Humanity

We cannot even rely on God —

God is ambiguous

It Is Our Person-hood — Our Innate Intelligence

Our Individuality

We Know Best

We zzzzzzzzzmust rely

on uzzzzzzzz

to

  SAVE US NOW

before ITZZZZZZZZZ toooooooooo LLLLLLLLATE