Joanna Gilman Hyde

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Tag: poetry

FULFILLMENT

The Hawk Kitchen 10:45am

When I was a not-so-little girl

I sucked My Thumb watching

Cowboys & Indians on My Father’s TV

until one night My Red-headed Step Sister

tied My Right Wrist to an iron bed post

with thick green yarn

Now I eat a daily banana

in My Back Yard

in My Bath Robe

& aim the peels

between the spaces

within the leafy — in summer —

hedge

WHAT IS

The Hawk Kitchen 5:00pm

What Is This Language

of What I Perceive?

A Crow alighting on a tree tip

then flying BACK

to where He came from

but that was a while ago

I hear The Fridge

I see The Silver on My Wrists

A Cat who’s very fat

is unable to clean Her Butt

I remember My Brother

gulping down pop or tea

as if He couldn’t get enough

I do the same

ALIEN MESSAGE

The Hawk West Desk Window 2:22pm

I have The Capacity

for Brilliance

for holding A Truth So Deep

Its revelation will not arise

at gunpoint

at loss of control

My Depth has Two Colours:

BLACK & PURPLE

My Radiance is Silver

shimmering information

for Our Human Place

known by ALL

DR WILLIAM HUNTER BLAIR

The Hawk West Desk Window 11:30am

There’s A Boy

in My Basement —

I saw Him standing on My Red Rug

holding a big brown Limited Edition

of Gulliver’s Travels

tucked under His Chin

with His Beguiling Look

He told Me It was His Favourite

of All His Books

EXPOSURE

The Tomato-coloured Couch 4:45pm

I could paint on the floor

on raw canvas

on the concrete floor of Hunter’s soon-to-be Library

& sell My Paintings

for $10,000 each

6:42pm

I’ve taken to making bread

kneading the dough with My Left Hand

holding the bowl with My Right

against a cushioned wrought-iron Ottoman

positioned between My Knees

like an Alewife

AUREOLE

The Hawk Kitchen 1:45pm

I have My Real Kitchen Witch now:

The Ceramic Head of My Dark Haired Woman

baked in High School Art Class

when Her Face fell off

Miss Hues helped Me fit Her Forehead, Chin

Right Eye & Cheek, Left Eye & Cheek

back together, glazed & glued

now to watch over Me

— halo hat intact —

above My Kitchen Corner Cupboard

as if Her Body is There contained

NO CLAMS TONIGHT

JB’s Barrington Passage 5:00pm

I waited all day

for My Check to come in

for $***,222.22

— there — It’s Public

& I waited —

in Barrington Passage

at The Royal Bank of Canada

— had coffee with a friend —

had to wait for Hunter with a sore knee

off work by 5:30pm

& whiled away the supper hour

@ JB’s with 2 Labatt’s Blues

a trio of Gays

broccoli bites, potato skins

& a big square of cranberry cake

LIL’ MISS

The Hawk Dining Room 10:38pm

Lil’ Miss Joanna Banana

carried Her Bunch of Bananas

to the front check-out at Sobey’s

but only One Line was open

& It was full

Lil’ Joanna Banana was in a hurry

so She thought of The Other Store

& put The Bunch back

(She thought of stealing a single banana for breakfast

but Lil’ Miss Joanna Banana was too honest)

She exited Sobey’s in Her 2004 Escape

& drove to Martin’s No Frills

where His Logo is a Bunch of Bananas

so Lil’ Joanna Banana picked out a bunch

(& One to eat in The Car)

She didn’t have to wait at the check-out

She clutched Her Bunch

against Her Dressy Knee-length Black Spring Coat

and walked along The Front

of The Yellow & Black

Store Front

THE APPLE SAUCE POEM

The West Desk Window 9:55pm

when I was a child

I had a fantasy

of getting locked inside

a grocery store

overnight

free to eat anything my heart desired

& do you know what I picked?

I picked apple sauce

DIRECTIONS

The Tomato-coloured Couch 6:33pm

How not to change lives & still sleep

in 3 easy steps:

1) Buy 22 Bars of Silver & lock Them in The Bank

2) Don’t buy a funny-shaped House on The Hawk

to rent to Kristine Zoodedoo

or Hunter’s Secretary

Who said She would move to The Hawk

like a tornado

3a) Don’t ask Your Daughter repeatedly

for Her Opinion on kitchen design features

3b) Eat left-over macaroni

& drink plenty of water out of the tap

of Your Tawdry Fridge