CONSUMER REPORT
The Tomato-coloured Couch 4:15pm
I’m In The Murk
Of Identity Silver —
Our Cherished Cork Flooring
Blanketing The Upstairs —
My Tastes Are Being Tested
As Our New Downstairs Floor Covering
Is Stopped Mid-stream:
Identity Tea Cork Panels For The Family Room
Are Unexpectedly Bevel-edged —
Showing Every Seam
& Personality Metallic Sky For The Living Room/Dining Room
Is Not The Pattern We Picked.
I Am Walled In With Boxes
Of Wicanders Cork Comfort
& A Meeting With Wilson’s Home Hardware
Scheduled For Friday Morning
As They Too Went Uninformed
Not Only As To The Manufacturer’s Changes
In Edging & Patterning —
They Went Uninformed
As To The Core Thinning Of Specs:
A Sudden 10.5mm Of Total Panel Thickness
Downsized From Identity Silver’s Plush 12mm