Joanna Gilman Hyde

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Tag: gold

THE MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS

The Hawk Queen Bed 9:31am

I have woken up to My House in a mess

Eggplant Parmesan has gone uneaten

kitty litter litters Our Bathroom

& has scattered down The Stairs

— it’s The Weekend —

there’ll be no carpenters to work

on Hunter’s Library

but He’s making coffee for Me

I have a window open

& can hear a first bird

of Spring

10:30am

The Golden Arches Lay

flattened by last week’s wind

crumpled slightly on the lot

of McDonald’s in Barrington

turned upside down

at closer range

I see Their configuration

as the cartoon drawing

of dangling tits

10:42am

My Black Journal lays

on My Lap against My Bare Legs

I’m still in My Black Nightgown

with Black Underwear

My Titties are contained

in a Black Sports Bra

I have drunk My Coffee

& Hunter is Up

eating His Sticky Buns

AT HOME WEAR

The Hawk Kitchen 10:55am

PRO LIFE UNDERWEAR

Black Joe Fresh Push Up Bra

Size 38 B

Black Simon Chang Denim Leggings

Size 8

Royal Purple Sweater Top

Sterling Birk’s Esty Bangle

Sterling Birk’s Hoop Earrings

Gold, Platinum, Diamond Birk’s Wedding Band

Gold, Platinum, Diamond Birk’s Engagement Ring

Quartz Crystal, Diamond & Gold Birk’s Question Mark Ring

Ladies Bulova Open Heart Watch

Women’s LL Bean Sheepskin Slippers

8 Medium

STOCK #0 K67904

VN# 05488

MADE IN CHINA

090909

black socks

THE RAINBOW ROOM

The Tomato-coloured Couch 8:10pm

My Mother sat in Her brown & gold

champagne bubble evening dress

empire-waisted

listening to Her clarinet-playing married Lover

in The World’s Greatest Jazz Band —

I stayed baby-sat

until

Her Bubble Burst

upon My nine-year-old shoulders

The Christmas I begged

for a pair of green & red

Love Birds

WARRIOR

The Tomato-coloured Couch 7:47pm

In My Royal Purple Velour Blazer

by Vince Cumoto, size 8

My Ultra Skinny Simon Chang

Black Denim Leggings, size 8

My College Made In Canada

Black Ankle Boots, size 8

With My Mother’s Island House Sale Present

to My Self:

My BIRK’S  Sterling Esty Swirl Bangle

On My Left Forearm

With My BIRK’S Gold Dagger in My Right Fist

I Will Defend My Silver Shower

To The Death

LIL’ MISS

The Hawk Dining Room 10:38pm

Lil’ Miss Joanna Banana

carried Her Bunch of Bananas

to the front check-out at Sobey’s

but only One Line was open

& It was full

Lil’ Joanna Banana was in a hurry

so She thought of The Other Store

& put The Bunch back

(She thought of stealing a single banana for breakfast

but Lil’ Miss Joanna Banana was too honest)

She exited Sobey’s in Her 2004 Escape

& drove to Martin’s No Frills

where His Logo is a Bunch of Bananas

so Lil’ Joanna Banana picked out a bunch

(& One to eat in The Car)

She didn’t have to wait at the check-out

She clutched Her Bunch

against Her Dressy Knee-length Black Spring Coat

and walked along The Front

of The Yellow & Black

Store Front

2012 in review

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EMERGENCY

DVD will you meet me @ Barrington Sobey’s cart corral

tomorrow at 2:22 pm 

I now know why you stood

at the foot of My Hospital Bed

WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO BE THIS WORLD?

The Tomato-coloured Couch 3:45pm

We’re Not Sick

We’re misguided, falsely & uselessly labelled

We’ve come as far as We can go

in Today’s Society

We’ve got to go back —

resurrect ancient systems, global, financial, medical, social

which are proven to work in Their Times

Globalize Our History

We cannot rely on Aliens

to Show Us The Future

There Is NO Future —

There Is Only Now

Our Greatest Wealth

is what Makes Us:

Our Humanity

We cannot even rely on God —

God is ambiguous

It Is Our Person-hood — Our Innate Intelligence

Our Individuality

We Know Best

We zzzzzzzzzmust rely

on uzzzzzzzz

to

  SAVE US NOW

before ITZZZZZZZZZ toooooooooo LLLLLLLLATE

PRECIOUS

The West Desk Window 9:00pm

This Evening My Daughter drove off

with Her Boyfriend Tyler

against a backdrop of sunset

gold & amethyst

like My Mother’s antique ring

worn by Eliza for the first time

— She asked if She could wear It —

said She would keep It

in a blue velvet box at night

& that They’d be back from Halifax

on Sunday

DRESSED

The Hawk Portico 11:40am

Black Space Kicks /Black Socks

LLBean Ladies Jeans reg. 8

Black Underwear /Push Up Joe Fresh Bra

Black Tan Jay Top  w/applied glitter

3 Silver Chain Bangles /worn left

Wedding /Engagement Diamond Rings /worn left

Quartz Crystal /Diamond Question Mark Ring /worn right

Open Heart Bulova Watch /worn right

Silver Hoop Earrings

Serengeti Eyewear

What’s Happening Now?

Gold & Silver are going Vertical