Joanna Gilman Hyde

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2012 in review

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OUR LIVES ARE BASED ON PERCEPTION

The Hawk Hallway 4:00pm

What is that blasted wind

really trying to tell Me?

I went ahead and rowed

the programmed 22 minutes

and now Hunter is asleep

not feeling well enough

to go to the one party

We’ve been invited to

this season

It — The Wind — tells Me I won’t listen

to Anybody

but My Self

Where Am I Going?

What Am I Following?

My Heart getting gnawed apart

by a Silver-Black Crow

in the shape of a Little Man?

Yet I am grateful to Him

I Tell My Self I Love Him — OOOH That Wind

JUST US TWO

The Tomato-coloured Couch 6:24pm

This afternoon I fixed

a whole turkey dinner, properly timed

for the first time in My Life

I felt like the satisfied college girl

who successfully cooks dinner

For Her First Boyfriend

CHRISTMAS HAIKU

Sobey’s Parking Lot, Barrington Passage 11:15am

WHY IS DEBT CEILING

SNAPPY TERMINOLOGY

FOR THEIR FISCAL CLIFF?

co-written by W Hunter Blair

NOTICE TO MY READERS

Today has been a very big day for Me

and some of the events I want to keep private for now.

Please understand and do not think I am fooling with your Mind/Minds.

Joanna

EMERGENCY

DVD will you meet me @ Barrington Sobey’s cart corral

tomorrow at 2:22 pm 

I now know why you stood

at the foot of My Hospital Bed

SAFE

The Hawk Hallway 7:50pm

Is That Child Gone?

The One Who Sat Cross-legged

in Her Kindergarten’s Hallway

unwindowed

practising for a bombing

with Her Head in Her lap?

Is She Gone Now, Married

to Her Second Husband, Her Well-loved Doctor

with The Assault on Her Marriage

of A Second Doctor

She feels forced to turn to for eternal preparedness

Practice?

GUIDANCE

The Hawk Portico NOON

Today I began reading a Baptist Tract on Sin & Salvation

inside the top of a boxed offering of baked goods

— a man brought the box to My Side Door

saying “It’s for Dr Blair — we’re giving them out

to people over seventy”

As I sat on My Portico in My Bathrobe

I looked at The Tract

The seven minutes it will take you to

read this message could be the most

valuable time you will ever spend

I read to the part where Everyone’s a Sinner

& a huge military (Fisheries?) jet buzzed

around the corner of My House

I looked up to The Aircraft until it was gone

& put The Tract back in Its food box

I made another cup of tea

I came out again to sit in The Sun

& hesitantly picked up The Tract

to read about Hell & Damnation

but The Plane came roaring again

My Hands went together

I crumpled up My Seven Most Valuable Minutes

into a snowball

WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO BE THIS WORLD?

The Tomato-coloured Couch 3:45pm

We’re Not Sick

We’re misguided, falsely & uselessly labelled

We’ve come as far as We can go

in Today’s Society

We’ve got to go back —

resurrect ancient systems, global, financial, medical, social

which are proven to work in Their Times

Globalize Our History

We cannot rely on Aliens

to Show Us The Future

There Is NO Future —

There Is Only Now

Our Greatest Wealth

is what Makes Us:

Our Humanity

We cannot even rely on God —

God is ambiguous

It Is Our Person-hood — Our Innate Intelligence

Our Individuality

We Know Best

We zzzzzzzzzmust rely

on uzzzzzzzz

to

  SAVE US NOW

before ITZZZZZZZZZ toooooooooo LLLLLLLLATE

THE HAWK QUEEN BED 11:55am

If I could say anything right now

anything I wanted — what

would It be?

The House is buffeted by a rainstorm

I Am Cosy In My Bed

(to use a phrase of WHB’s)

with tea beside Me

I Am Free

The Anti-Christmas Poems

are over

The Shooting Victims are being mourned

I Am Free

I Am Free To Love

& harbour no known hatred

I Am Free To Love

My Daughter, My Son, My Husband

My House, My Cats, My Country

My World, My Life

I Am Free To Love

My Spiritual Partner

& Believe Me — I HAVE ONE