Joanna Gilman Hyde

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Tag: Cooper Union for The Advancement of Science and Art

THE NEW COOPER STUDENTS*

The Hawk Kitchen Outpost 10:44am

This morning before work

My Husband Dr W. Hunter Blair

read an article in The Guardian

w/pic re: New York College Moves To Strip Gender Markings From All Bathrooms

Cooper Union students ripping

the Male/Female signs off

all the bathrooms

in deference to trans-gender students —

now where will the real

men and women go?

*saw a star for this poem

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PRETEND THIS IS WRITTEN ON GOLD EMBOSSED TIFFANY STATIONARY

The Tomato-coloured Recliner 4:30pm

Dear Bill N Lacy:

You know why I handed you all those pathetic love letters while I was a student at Cooper Union and you were President?  I was youthfully in lust with you, no matter what the letters said, and you were correct never to have replied.

After I graduated, I gave you hand-knitted socks (not knitted by me) with a note for cold feet, and months later you said, “I still have those socks –”

I said, “Now you don’t need them –”  

“Why?” you suddenly asked, and I sang out, “Because Now It’s Spring!”

(I was about to ask my children’s father to marry me.)

Two husbands later I am keeping up my record — this time for over twenty years — and the object of my attentions is a small leprechaun from Scotland with whom (I’ve told myself) I would travel to outer space.

I hope this letter finds you well.

Yours truly,

Joanna