Joanna Gilman Hyde

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Tag: consumerism

EASTER

The Hawk Kitchen 12:12pm

I am The Little

Second Coming of Christ

wearing My Galaxy Underpants

cleaning cat hairs off

The Tomato-coloured Couch

I Am Here & Everywhere

re-defining God, Jesus

& The World

half-dressed

FORCED VEGETARIANISM?

The Tomato-coloured Couch 6:47pm

What’s going on

with the flavour

(or lack thereof)

of meat

these days?

There’s My Second Dinner

out on the grass —

The First was pulled pork

for which I had to get My Money

back

& tonight

It’s six expensive

chicken breasts

(all You could taste was the tomato sauce & mozzarella cheese)

heaved to The Crows

& sales slip

retrieved from

the garbage

CATALOGUE

The Hawk Dining Room 9:33am

The Silver Today

coincides

with My Order

from Sear’s —

a set of four

Bath Towels

Hand Towels

Face Cloths

in Colour 75

“Eggplant”

STAFF

The Tomato-coloured Couch 2:30pm

They came from everywhere

flapping in Their Black Aprons

I stood amidst Their Alien Gaze

in the foyer of Sobey’s

collecting My Two Cases

of lemon-flavoured

sparkling water

 

SUPERSTORE PARKING LOT

Yarmouth, NS 6:10pm

My Daughter is beautiful

even in the ugliest of lights

buying Her Bedding for college

on the dirtiest of floors

— the concrete of Wall Mart —

having to use Her Own Debit Card

because Her Mother brought

a wallet-less purse

DRIVEN

The Tomato-coloured Couch 6:15pm

We are driven on a cellular level

snaking our way in vehicular shells

out of Our Homes over The Highways

to restaurants & shopping centres

where the precious sight

of one Left Female Hand is held

by a boyfriend’s across a table

while She texts with availability of Right Thumb

next My Daughter breaks into tears

in the kitchen isle of Wall Mart

when I hedge on buying new plates

because I fail to see any

I like

& settle for 2 boxes of 16 piece Zen Plum

glaze-crazed

in the Light

of My Kitchen

CONSUMER REPORT

The Tomato-coloured Couch 4:15pm

I’m In The Murk

Of Identity Silver —

Our Cherished Cork Flooring

Blanketing The Upstairs —

My Tastes Are Being Tested

As Our New Downstairs Floor Covering

Is Stopped Mid-stream:

Identity Tea Cork Panels For The Family Room

Are Unexpectedly Bevel-edged —

Showing Every Seam

Personality Metallic Sky For The Living Room/Dining Room

Is Not The Pattern We Picked.

I Am Walled In With Boxes

Of Wicanders Cork Comfort

& A Meeting With Wilson’s Home Hardware 

Scheduled For Friday Morning

As They Too Went Uninformed

Not Only As To The Manufacturer’s Changes

In Edging & Patterning —

They Went Uninformed

As To The Core Thinning Of Specs:

A Sudden 10.5mm Of Total Panel Thickness

Downsized From Identity Silver’s Plush 12mm

ON THE WAY TO YARMOUTH

My Birthday is The Same Day

as Stephen Harper’s

I’m 3 months older

than Obama

This Is No Coincidence

My Name Is

Joanna Gilman Hyde

I AM YOUR BLACK JESUS

I have on My Daughter’s Black Kicks

My Mother’s Silver Nugget Ring

My Heart is Red

My Skin is White

& I Am Female

Dual Citizen of  The West:

Half American — Half Canadian

I Will Run Forever

To Be Caught By One

Tiny Little Man

yet to emerge

as My Biggest Half

Loblaws Inc.

Country of Origin:  China

NG Item #:  176888

Description:  TGF2FW8468  Molded Beanboot

CTN. QTY Master:  12 PR

Carton #  915 (inked in) of 4884

UPC Code #  10057846044405

CONSUMPTION

During My Brother’s Fatality Inquiry

I bought a silk dress suit

Armani size 8 made in Italy–

–It Was The Colour Of Moonlight–

I thought a Doctor’s Wife

should have Such A Suit:

I paid Today’s Value

of 30 Silver Maple Leafs

& gained 5 pounds

PORTRAIT OF CONSUMERISM

Super Store, Yarmouth, Nova Scotia

From Super Store Bathroom Stall

to a toddler:

“Yes, We bought lots —

for Josie, Mom & Dad —

so We won’t run out”

By The Dressing Room

beyond open cartons from China & Cambodia

to a little girl showing off Her Dress:

“Yes, that’s a beautiful dress —

hold onto Your Balloon!”

On The Deck of Rudder’s:

3 burly fishermen

w/ 2 skinny Japanese fish buyers

& One Gull

Who landed on a table

behind Eliza —

My Seventeen-year-old Daughter

Who rode to Yarmouth

with the latest Vogue

open on Her Lap

I came home with a Solid Gold

floor mat

for My Kitchen