Too Bad For LL Bean
Eye just recycled
A Men’s Summer catalogue:
Eye H’aint Got No Man
Joanna Gilman Hyde
"Good Morning, World!"
Tag: consumerism
May 16, 2016
ACCOMPLISHMENT!!
The Hawk Kitchen Outpost 10:51am
EYE just hit
22 minutes & 22 seconds
on M(EYE) C2
& have come up
to The Hawk Kitchen Outpost
to see M(EYE) Sea
struck in Silver
YAY!!!
March 11, 2016
THE COST OF AN OUNCE OF SILVER
The Tomato-coloured Couch 7:02pm
I stood tonight
in The Little Store
waiting for My Medium Pizza —
extra cheese, pepperoni, tomatoes, hot peppers, black olives
and cradled in My Right Arm
a 2-litre bottle of Coke
with Santa still on it —
total bill on Visa:
$22.80 Canadian
February 13, 2016
GYPED
The Hawk Kitchen 2:00pm
I opened a box of Nature Valley
granola bars — contents five bars —
made by General Mills Canada Corporation
& discovered an empty space
for a sixth
November 29, 2015
MY TREE CANNOT BE TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
The Tomato-coloured Couch 9:45am
Armed with My Arsenal
of X-Miss Tree ornaments
— 13 silver birds from Wilson’s —
— black balls from Walmart —
EYE spent twelve hours
trimming
& having fun
to complete My Play
from a table pedestal up
rooted
to The Silver Star strung
from The Cathedral Ceiling
suspended
November 11, 2015
WHAT’S GOIN’ ON AROUND HERE?
The Hawk Kitchen Outpost 12:50pm
Why Have EYE
got to call M(EYE) SELF
The God-damn 2nd
Coming
in order to get
Attention from
Powerful White Men??
They Can Go Fuck
Them Selves!!
November 3, 2015
TRACKING MY BULLETPROOF VEST
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Date/Time
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Activity | Location | |
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11/02/2015 – Monday
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| 5:11 am | Shipment information sent to FedEx | ||
| 1:32 pm | Picked up | LEEDS GB | |
| 3:00 pm | Left FedEx origin facility | LEEDS GB | |
| 6:17 pm | In transit | MANCHESTER GB | |
| 7:03 pm | In transit | MANCHESTER GB | |
| 9:46 pm | Arrived at FedEx location | ROISSY CHARLES DE GAULLE CEDEX FR | |
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11/03/2015 – Tuesday
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| 12:34 am | In transit | ROISSY CHARLES DE GAULLE CEDEX FR | |
| 4:02 am | Departed FedEx location | ROISSY CHARLES DE GAULLE CEDEX FR | |
| 4:05 am | In transit | ROISSY CHARLES DE GAULLE CEDEX FR | |
| 5:45 am | Arrived at FedEx location | NEWARK, NJ | |
October 30, 2015
IN ORDER FOR SURVIVAL
The Hawk Dining Room 6:49pm
Like the flocks of tiny birds
We watched this morning —
there has to be
a Collective Shift —
a Collective Curve
& Undulation
of Our Global —
No — Universal
Perception
Joanna Gilman Hyde 