Joanna Gilman Hyde

"Good Morning, World!"

Tag: consumerism

Too Bad For LL Bean

Eye just recycled

A Men’s Summer catalogue:

Eye H’aint Got No Man

ACCOMPLISHMENT!!

The Hawk Kitchen Outpost 10:51am

EYE just hit

22 minutes & 22 seconds

on M(EYE) C2

& have come up

to The Hawk Kitchen Outpost

to see M(EYE) Sea

struck in Silver

YAY!!!

THE COST OF AN OUNCE OF SILVER

The Tomato-coloured Couch 7:02pm

I stood tonight

in The Little Store

waiting for My Medium Pizza —

extra cheese, pepperoni, tomatoes, hot peppers, black olives

and cradled in My Right Arm

a 2-litre bottle of Coke

with Santa still on it —

total bill on Visa:

$22.80 Canadian

GYPED

The Hawk Kitchen 2:00pm

I opened a box of Nature Valley

granola bars — contents five bars —

made by General Mills Canada Corporation

& discovered an empty space

for a sixth

MY TREE CANNOT BE TURNED UPSIDE DOWN

The Tomato-coloured Couch 9:45am

Armed with My Arsenal

of X-Miss Tree ornaments

— 13 silver birds from Wilson’s —

— black balls from Walmart

EYE spent twelve hours

trimming

& having fun

to complete My Play

from a table pedestal up

rooted

to The Silver Star strungDSCF0675.JPG

from The Cathedral Ceiling

suspended

NEWS FLASH

The Hawk Computer 6:04 pm

My Husband, Dr William Hunter Blair, now believes

that My World Trade Center Roof Top Painting from 1984

titled Self Organizing Galaxy

may have given someone the idea

for 9/11

http://carloschagall.com/2015/09/11/self-organizing-galaxy-by-joanna-hyde/comment-page-1/#comment-6419

NOTICE TO MY READERS 222

EYE have not been writing much —

EYE have been making recordings into M(EYE) cell phone

in-which M(EYE) Husband does not seem very interested.

WHAT’S GOIN’ ON AROUND HERE?

The Hawk Kitchen Outpost 12:50pm

Why Have EYE

got to call M(EYE) SELF

The God-damn 2nd

Coming

in order to get

Attention from

Powerful White Men??

They Can Go Fuck

Them Selves!!

TRACKING MY BULLETPROOF VEST

Date/Time
Activity Location
11/02/2015 – Monday
5:11 am Shipment information sent to FedEx
1:32 pm Picked up LEEDS GB
3:00 pm Left FedEx origin facility LEEDS GB
6:17 pm In transit MANCHESTER GB
7:03 pm In transit MANCHESTER GB
9:46 pm Arrived at FedEx location ROISSY CHARLES DE GAULLE CEDEX FR
11/03/2015 – Tuesday
12:34 am In transit ROISSY CHARLES DE GAULLE CEDEX FR
4:02 am Departed FedEx location ROISSY CHARLES DE GAULLE CEDEX FR
4:05 am In transit ROISSY CHARLES DE GAULLE CEDEX FR
5:45 am Arrived at FedEx location NEWARK, NJ

IN ORDER FOR SURVIVAL

The Hawk Dining Room 6:49pm

Like the flocks of tiny birds

We watched this morning —

there has to be

a Collective Shift —

a Collective Curve

& Undulation

of Our Global —

No — Universal

Perception