Joanna Gilman Hyde

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DR WILLIAM HUNTER BLAIR

The Hawk West Desk Window 11:30am

There’s A Boy

in My Basement —

I saw Him standing on My Red Rug

holding a big brown Limited Edition

of Gulliver’s Travels

tucked under His Chin

with His Beguiling Look

He told Me It was His Favourite

of All His Books

AUREOLE

The Hawk Kitchen 1:45pm

I have My Real Kitchen Witch now:

The Ceramic Head of My Dark Haired Woman

baked in High School Art Class

when Her Face fell off

Miss Hues helped Me fit Her Forehead, Chin

Right Eye & Cheek, Left Eye & Cheek

back together, glazed & glued

now to watch over Me

— halo hat intact —

above My Kitchen Corner Cupboard

as if Her Body is There contained

LIL’ MISS

The Hawk Dining Room 10:38pm

Lil’ Miss Joanna Banana

carried Her Bunch of Bananas

to the front check-out at Sobey’s

but only One Line was open

& It was full

Lil’ Joanna Banana was in a hurry

so She thought of The Other Store

& put The Bunch back

(She thought of stealing a single banana for breakfast

but Lil’ Miss Joanna Banana was too honest)

She exited Sobey’s in Her 2004 Escape

& drove to Martin’s No Frills

where His Logo is a Bunch of Bananas

so Lil’ Joanna Banana picked out a bunch

(& One to eat in The Car)

She didn’t have to wait at the check-out

She clutched Her Bunch

against Her Dressy Knee-length Black Spring Coat

and walked along The Front

of The Yellow & Black

Store Front

THE APPLE SAUCE POEM

The West Desk Window 9:55pm

when I was a child

I had a fantasy

of getting locked inside

a grocery store

overnight

free to eat anything my heart desired

& do you know what I picked?

I picked apple sauce

CLOSURE

The Hawk West Desk Window 7:22pm

I was just about to phone My Father

when I remembered He’s dead

to tell Him I signed off today

on My Mother’s Island House —

both My Parents are dead —

My Father by eleven months

My Mother by twenty years

I am NOT alone

Oh, and My Brother was killed

in the interim

BUT I AM NOT ALONE

I have My House By The Sea

furnished with new flooring picked out

a devoted and hard-working Husband

(I may not be able to make Him retire)

My Daughter with Her College picked out

and Her Boyfriend I would marry

(which is what My Mother did to Me)

I am NOT alone

I have E.S.P.

 

OUT OF BED

The Tomato-coloured Couch 2:22pm

just as My Phone turned 10:22am

first line in My Head:

Glory To Our Dark Night

upon This Digital Cloud

for Sinners, Killers, They too

have Their Place

BRUSHFIRE

The Tomato-coloured Couch 9:11pm

I was That Girl

Who watched uneasily

as Her Brother’s Friend

heaped dried leaves

on top of a little fire

lit to cook onion grass

in The Woods behind Her House

I was That Girl

Who ran back to The House

to get a pitcher of water

to meet Her Mother’s Alarm

I was That Girl

“eight-going-on-nine”

Who wrote a letter of thanks

to The Valley Cottage Fire Department

“for saving Our Woods”

“I’ll never scratch a match again”

I was That Girl

praised by Her Former Kindergarten Teacher

met in the school hallway

The Letter was in the paper

PUNCTUATED LOSS

The Hawk Kitchen 5:40pm

I lost a hand made ring

of enamelled Silver

into the waves of The Jersey Shore

when I was 18

with My First And Only Boyfriend

Was It Silver going back to ore

as I told My Self

when I was 13 & lost

two Silver Bracelets

My Mother gave Me for Christmas?

What did I tell My Self

when I lost a hand made Silver-beaded earring

in the sand on Mc Nutt Island

when I was maybe 20

with a military man

whose name is long forgotten?

What do I tell My Self now

when I lose something

I might value

like a pair of crystal candlesticks

from My Mother’s Shakespeare House 

put away in one of the boxes

I took unopened to The Salvation Army?

PORTRAIT

The Tomato-coloured Couch 8:25pm

She stood in Our Family Room

Entry Way

8 feet tall in platform pink stilettos

dark mini & worked-on hair

straight

asking for a ride

to the beginning of Her Partying

equipped with a little one-shot bottle

of Black Crown Royal

I gave Her with Her Roses

on Christmas Eve —

now It’s New Year’s

She’s out in The Wind

messing up Her Hair

as She climbs into My Escape

& climbs out at a Black Dodge Ram 1500:

Her Trophy Legs are all I can see

disappearing down Her Boyfriend’s Drive

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