Joanna Gilman Hyde

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THE HAWK FRONT DOOR 11:55am

There’s powder on My Face

My White Sweat Shirt

over My New Black

Push Up Bra

I put on Black Socks

old jeans that still fit

I’m off to shop for The Makings

of Stew

with My Cans still rattling

around

in My Black Escape

The Noon Radio News reports

“rising tide levels along coastal regions

& severe weather events 

in the coming years.”

GRAFFITI BY PROXY

gonna bomb dat RJ

shitting on His Rock

gonna lay up My Fire Ball

on dat Emergency Tag

gonna hit every car

every crib, zillions

bomb dis hole fuckin worl

I COME LIMPING HOME

There’s  a Rock on The Side of The Road

in Barrington where I shop

It has a Mentalist Red John

which I badly want to deflect

with Silver Star Rays

& maybe Red Dots

but on this windy Sunday Morning

as I drive on My Mission

I see a Police Car

coming through The Intersection

of Highway 3 & The Causeway

I turn around

I come home

leaving My Cans of Silver & Red

rattling around on the floor

of My Escape

SOCIAL PROFILE

 

The Hawk Kitchen 2:32pm

Joanna Gilman Hyde Blair must be a Throwback to The Fifties:

White Stay-At-Home Mom

3rd Wife to A Silver Haired Doctor

Moderate Drinker — Would Like To Smoke

NOT A CHURCH GOER

Eats Red Meat & Lots Of It

Likes To Shop but Considers Cost

Doesn’t Care (very much) What She Drives

As Long As It Works

Has Been Seen Eating @ MacDonalds

In An Off-The-Shoulder Oprah Evening Dress

THE HAWK DESK WINDOW 5:00pm

Sobey’s Parking Lot

in Barrington Passage

has a yellow sign

with red letters afixed

to Its Central Cart Corral:

“In The Event of An Emergency

 Gather Here”

Twice Now I Have Thought

of Standing There

To Signify We Are

In The Social Emergency

of Our Existence:

We Should Be Gathering

Our Female 13-17 age group

Our Female 55-64 age group

Our Male 45-54 age group


HAWK WRITER

Me & M’ Bulletproof Vest

DAT AINT NO CONDOM

gonna be wavin’

gots M’ Designer Shades up

gots M’ Kicks

got M’ 22 —

M’ Flo Pen

hawk dem Ghetto Birds

NO HALF STEPPIN

Me & M’ Bulletproof Threads

gonna be struttin’ wid M’ Pilot

gonna put up M’ Burner

bomb M’ Tag

I’M ALL CITY

THE HAWK PORTICO 5:30pm

I was Thanked Today

by God of All People

bobbing slightly on a Balloon String

above the Cashier @ Sobey’s

I believe The Thank You

was for My Successful Effort

to encrypt His Silver Star

or Mine

upon the face of a vacant rock

offering Space

to a smattering of Lichen

SILVER YEARS

Dear Guy Tozzoli:

You always called Me

“The World’s Greatest Artist”

You said

“You’re The Greatest Woman To Ever Live”

You provided the rectilinear framework

I provided The Nautilus

Am I Not

“The Face Who Launched A Thousand Ships?”

MUMBO LIVES

Our Black & White Kitty

Wants To Be Petted —

I Am Dressed In Black & Grey

having come to realize

Self Organizing Galaxy

spawned 9/11