Joanna Gilman Hyde

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ABOLITION

The West Desk Window 9:33pm

I will either be shot

as I have dreamt

or immortalized by Aliens

with DVD holding My Hand

on another Planet

or maybe this One

if there is a Heaven

could This Earth be free

of war & abortion?

As I live I shall stand

for both ends

WITH A GLASS OF GASPEREAU VINEYARDS SEYVAL BLANC 2010

The Hawk Corner Room 5:00pm

Last night I lay on My Back

in bed with Hunter sleeping

picturing My Self asking

on Valentine’s Day

“DVD, should I get My Bullet Proof Vest now?”

I bet I can buy one on line

I experienced the sensation

never-before-felt

of a bullet hole

in the middle of My Back

just under My Right

Shoulder Blade

SNUG AS A BUG IN A RUG

January 29th The 103 7:49am

I have to be very grown up

this is what grown-ups do

They go to Operations

11:15am Queen Elizabeth II (Old VG) Halifax

“See Ya” rings out cheerily

in the halls

12:45pm

I wait, rest, in a room

thematically named “Beach”

Hunter was taken away @ 12:15

an hour & 45 minutes before scheduled

I wait to hear a “start time”

1:56pm

I am waiting for a “start time”

has the surgery started yet?

(note: shortly after writing this I was told

the “Cut Time” was 1:30

and was given a 3 hour “window”)

I see, for the first time,

10:22 is Really 22:22

on the 24 hour clock

(to spell it out for everybody)

It’s very loud around here — there’s

actually raucous laughter across

the hall

luckily I am the only person in this

“Beach Room”

(note:  one woman came in with reminiscences

of a trip through the Caribbean and described

how She would have jumped ship into the open arms

of a big black woman in the surf, who had a smile

as big as She was) 

2:30pm

(note: checked into The Lord Nelson)

3:00pm

(note: cell phone call from surgeon:

“Mrs Blair — I’m calling to say 

the operation went very well

Your Husband will be in Recovery

about two hours”)

(note: made phone calls to friends and relatives

had to find out Hunter’s Private Isolation Room

and visited Him there for a couple of hours

where the door was kept open and I was allowed

ungowned

though Hunter was a suspected MRSA* carrier

Hunter seemed wonderful — five abdominal incisions

for laparoscopy to fix a hernia and esophagus)

9:27pm The Lord Nelson Victory Arms Pub

I’m drinking Keith’s On Tap

& about to order a club

& Greek salad

The Waiter said

“You’re not from around here

are You”

*Methicillin Resistant Staphylococcus Aurius 

also known as The Super Bug

BLACK on BLACK on BLACK

The Hawk Kitchen 7:30pm

I Am That Woman

ready to go to War/Love

dressed fiercely in Black

AT HOME WEAR

The Hawk Kitchen 10:55am

PRO LIFE UNDERWEAR

Black Joe Fresh Push Up Bra

Size 38 B

Black Simon Chang Denim Leggings

Size 8

Royal Purple Sweater Top

Sterling Birk’s Esty Bangle

Sterling Birk’s Hoop Earrings

Gold, Platinum, Diamond Birk’s Wedding Band

Gold, Platinum, Diamond Birk’s Engagement Ring

Quartz Crystal, Diamond & Gold Birk’s Question Mark Ring

Ladies Bulova Open Heart Watch

Women’s LL Bean Sheepskin Slippers

8 Medium

STOCK #0 K67904

VN# 05488

MADE IN CHINA

090909

black socks

DECODING METAPHOR*

The Hawk Kitchen 9:40am

That Dancerina Doll

was My Body Type

That Was Me

spinning in a little girl’s bedroom

on TV

spinning out on a rooftop

at The WTC

age 23

*title from WHB

ROADMAP

The Hawk Computer 10:22pm

Dear DVD:

THIS IS MY PREMISE —

Clarity of Vision

Clarity of Speech

Clarity of Action

WHAT’S YOURS?

 

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The Hawk Kitchen 4:22pm

I Am A Model

for

Humanity:

Watch Closely As I Drink

This Glass

of

Water

What Direction Am I Facing

As I Put The Glass

To My Lips?

What Direction Am I Facing

East or West

When I Finish

Swallowing

Swallowing

To The Last

Drop?

ROYAL FUNDS TRANSFER

The Tomato-coloured Couch 9:18am

I Am A Performance Artist

My Life Is My Stage

Dressed In Black & Silver

With Red Lace Underwear

Red Lipstick

On A Cold Monday Morning

I Am Ready To Go

To The Bank

FIGURE IN BLACK

The Tomato-coloured Couch 6:22pm

If I’m gonna be A Super Hero

I gotta dress like One —

I’m a lil’ red blood cell

on The Highway down

to Hunter’s Operation —

I’m plannin’ My Outfit

for comfort & speed:

black leggins’, black socks n’ underwear

black kicks, black Tattoo sweater —

today I bought My New Black Bullet-proof Vest

black ankle boots w’ silver buckles

in case there’s snow —

I’ll be hidin’ My Red

in those bleak corridors

& waitin’ room