WITCHCRAFT

The Tomato-coloured Couch 6:10pm

The Banking World Today

is being taken over

by Big Women & The Small Men Who Love Them —

The Men of Stature

are being pushed out

by Bossy Females

& Their Nugget-headed Partners —

The Men of Stature

try to find pens

to write customers’ notes

on the backs of business cards

while the pretty-faced sized 12 & 14

Women In Charge

explain to Their Nodding Female Customers

There’s A New System

of labelling a check that skips the scanner

as an apparently arbitrary #906