Joanna Gilman Hyde

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EXPOSURE

The Tomato-coloured Couch 4:45pm

I could paint on the floor

on raw canvas

on the concrete floor of Hunter’s soon-to-be Library

& sell My Paintings

for $10,000 each

6:42pm

I’ve taken to making bread

kneading the dough with My Left Hand

holding the bowl with My Right

against a cushioned wrought-iron Ottoman

positioned between My Knees

like an Alewife

AUREOLE

The Hawk Kitchen 1:45pm

I have My Real Kitchen Witch now:

The Ceramic Head of My Dark Haired Woman

baked in High School Art Class

when Her Face fell off

Miss Hues helped Me fit Her Forehead, Chin

Right Eye & Cheek, Left Eye & Cheek

back together, glazed & glued

now to watch over Me

— halo hat intact —

above My Kitchen Corner Cupboard

as if Her Body is There contained

NO CLAMS TONIGHT

JB’s Barrington Passage 5:00pm

I waited all day

for My Check to come in

for $***,222.22

— there — It’s Public

& I waited —

in Barrington Passage

at The Royal Bank of Canada

— had coffee with a friend —

had to wait for Hunter with a sore knee

off work by 5:30pm

& whiled away the supper hour

@ JB’s with 2 Labatt’s Blues

a trio of Gays

broccoli bites, potato skins

& a big square of cranberry cake

LIL’ MISS

The Hawk Dining Room 10:38pm

Lil’ Miss Joanna Banana

carried Her Bunch of Bananas

to the front check-out at Sobey’s

but only One Line was open

& It was full

Lil’ Joanna Banana was in a hurry

so She thought of The Other Store

& put The Bunch back

(She thought of stealing a single banana for breakfast

but Lil’ Miss Joanna Banana was too honest)

She exited Sobey’s in Her 2004 Escape

& drove to Martin’s No Frills

where His Logo is a Bunch of Bananas

so Lil’ Joanna Banana picked out a bunch

(& One to eat in The Car)

She didn’t have to wait at the check-out

She clutched Her Bunch

against Her Dressy Knee-length Black Spring Coat

and walked along The Front

of The Yellow & Black

Store Front

THE APPLE SAUCE POEM

The West Desk Window 9:55pm

when I was a child

I had a fantasy

of getting locked inside

a grocery store

overnight

free to eat anything my heart desired

& do you know what I picked?

I picked apple sauce

DIRECTIONS

The Tomato-coloured Couch 6:33pm

How not to change lives & still sleep

in 3 easy steps:

1) Buy 22 Bars of Silver & lock Them in The Bank

2) Don’t buy a funny-shaped House on The Hawk

to rent to Kristine Zoodedoo

or Hunter’s Secretary

Who said She would move to The Hawk

like a tornado

3a) Don’t ask Your Daughter repeatedly

for Her Opinion on kitchen design features

3b) Eat left-over macaroni

& drink plenty of water out of the tap

of Your Tawdry Fridge

INCEPTION

The Hawk West Desk Window January 7th 10:55pm

The Swimming Pools of Dallas

shone like American Indian Turquoise Necklaces

strung around the kind of Suburbia

I would never see as clearly from the ground

as I could see from My Graduate’s Plane

taking Me across the Midlands of The US

to meet a man with whom I had barely corresponded

to find His Bed available

but attached by The String:

“You would be any man’s desire but

I’m saving My Self for Marriage”

CLOSURE

The Hawk West Desk Window 7:22pm

I was just about to phone My Father

when I remembered He’s dead

to tell Him I signed off today

on My Mother’s Island House —

both My Parents are dead —

My Father by eleven months

My Mother by twenty years

I am NOT alone

Oh, and My Brother was killed

in the interim

BUT I AM NOT ALONE

I have My House By The Sea

furnished with new flooring picked out

a devoted and hard-working Husband

(I may not be able to make Him retire)

My Daughter with Her College picked out

and Her Boyfriend I would marry

(which is what My Mother did to Me)

I am NOT alone

I have E.S.P.

 

CONSTRUCT

The Hawk Dining Room 2:22pm

In My Sleep This Morning

One Line came to Me

but I was too tired

to write It down:

“My Love Is As Deep As An Unsung Well”

Here It Is Penned

At This Time

while I spoon My Christmas Turkey Soup

out of a big black cup

RESET

The Hawk West Desk Window 10:55pm

We live in The Era Coming

where there is no such thing as “Mental Illness”

no need for Psychiatrists

They can go home

no need for catalogues, labels, DSM volumes

or medication (except for sleep)

We Are Human All

behaving as Humans

within Our vast array of possibility

Our Observations

are based on fundamental perception

and based on Our interpretation of perception

within Its vast array of possibility

GOOD NIGHT