Joanna Gilman Hyde

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WINTER ROUND-UP

The Hawk Family Room 5:30pm

How Many Old Women

live in houses with ailing men

& have to check the blankets

To See If They’re Still Moving?

FORTUNE FAVOURS THE BRAVE*

March 22, 2011 7:35am The Lobby of The Quality Inn, Halifax Airport

I have never seen Two Women

— I thought one of Them was a Small Man

at first —

I’ve never seen Two Women

embrace like Lovers —

They obviously were Lovers —

They obviously Love Each Other

more than anyone else on the planet

*WHB just uttered this phrase and I used it

poem originally titled Lesbian Embrace

 

SATURDAY MORNING

The Hawk Kitchen 9:37am

The Sun Is Blinding Me

With Silver

Off The Ocean

A Broad Swath

Taking In Fishing Boats

While I Drink My Coffee

FOR THE JACKIES IN MY LIFE

The Hawk Kitchen 3:15pm

Today I Made Cookies

— it doesn’t matter what kind —

— it doesn’t matter I had to pound

the brown sugar into submission —

— it doesn’t matter They came out with arms & legs —

I Made Cookies

For The First Time

Since Making Hermit Cookies With My Mother

On McNutt Island

over 25 years ago

BEFORE SUPPER

The Tomato-coloured Couch 7:14pm

Oh Bug I Saw You Again

Against My Beautiful Sunset

Were You Following Me?

Did You Know I’d Been Writing

& Stopped Only To Look?

WITCHCRAFT

The Tomato-coloured Couch 6:10pm

The Banking World Today

is being taken over

by Big Women & The Small Men Who Love Them —

The Men of Stature

are being pushed out

by Bossy Females

& Their Nugget-headed Partners —

The Men of Stature

try to find pens

to write customers’ notes

on the backs of business cards

while the pretty-faced sized 12 & 14

Women In Charge

explain to Their Nodding Female Customers

There’s A New System

of labelling a check that skips the scanner

as an apparently arbitrary #906

MY HOUSE IS SOMEONE

The Hawk Kitchen 11:15am

My House Is Someone

I Have To Hold —

I Put My Arms Around Her

& Hug Her Tight —

She Is Someone

I Care About

I Care Deeply

For My Beautiful Home

& She Glows With Pleasure

RECIPE FOR GOD

The Yarmouth Psychiatric Unit, Yarmouth NS

about ten years ago

Take One Firm Believer

Who Thinks She’s It

Throw In A Dose Or Two Of Scepticism

Stir It All Up

Heap On A Prayer

Cook On High

Until Ready To Serve

THIS GOT ME OUT OF BED

The Hawk West Desk Window 12:05pm

I Have A New Bible

to Thump —

Open It Clean Down The Middle

& Pummel It With Your Thumbs:

It’s Titled The Joanna Hyde School of Thought —

Believe In Your Self First

then believe in God

GOD’S PALLET

The Hawk West Desk Window 5:10pm

If I were God, Which I Am,

I would decree the legalization

of Gay Marriage

the decriminalization of Street Drugs & Prostitution

the illegalization of Abortion

the equalization of God & Humanity