Joanna Gilman Hyde

"Good Morning, World!"

This Rhymes:

Dr Blair

took Me

nowhere

The Other Woman

Eye am in a new phase

of My 57 Years:

contending with The Other Woman —

a role I once reluctantly played —

She is dark-haired

(I have acquired samples)

and intriguing

(of course She would have to be that —

My Husband goes after women who are more observant

than He is)

but how will He “treat” Her?

It Is

When Eye Rise

In The Morning

It Is To The Early Light

The Subtle Surf

and One Cat — Mine —

Meowing for Me

This Is Not Poetic:

Maria’s Death was Accidental

No One was to Blame

Not Even God

MAELSTROM

Eye Dance My Dance

Eye Write My Right

Eye Paint My House

Eye Walk My Walk

And Eye Have My Ultimate Companion

Take A Look

He “treated” Me

like His Fantasy Patient

His Housewife

Maid

Personal Secretary (Oh wait a minute —

that’s Treena — she gets paid)

Lolita

A Prostitute from Time to Time

(and Those weren’t very good times)

What Do Eye Laugh At?

Eye laugh at Arrogance —

or do I?

What Do Eye Attack?

Eye attack dishonesty.

 

What Else?

 

M(Eye) Haters on M(Eye) Body

— Shake ‘Em Off

The Shlong Speaks:

“If You’re going to utter death threats

utter them privately.”

Eye’ve Been In Bed With A Sleeze Bucket!!

Or worse — I’ve been married to him

and still am!!

 

OMG DR Blair has his new professional photo

up on Face Book — have you seen it?  UGH

 

OMG  He’s just like his cohort

who waggled his tongue at me

at my dinner table in front of his wife!!