Joanna Gilman Hyde

"Good Morning, World!"

COUNTING STARS

The Tomato-coloured Couch 2:36pm

I am a Woman

Who consumes vast quantities

of air, fire, water

I am in The Depths

of fulfilled wanting

I swim in a vacuum

of love

for I am in The Combined

Companionship

with a creature

just like Me

DRINK FROM MY KITCHEN

The Hawk Outpost 6:00pm

I stand before My Kitchen Outpost

spaghetti boiling

to drink My 80th Glass

of brilliant water

I toast The Ocean

bluest with The Sky

My Life Glass

is up

My Sharp Horizon

is downed

THE GLARE OFF THE OCEAN

The Tomato-coloured Couch 9:50am

I carried My Life Glass

full

into My Living Room

Cathedral Ceilinged

& swallowed My Water down

drinking My House

in

FORCED VEGETARIANISM?

The Tomato-coloured Couch 6:47pm

What’s going on

with the flavour

(or lack thereof)

of meat

these days?

There’s My Second Dinner

out on the grass —

The First was pulled pork

for which I had to get My Money

back

& tonight

It’s six expensive

chicken breasts

(all You could taste was the tomato sauce & mozzarella cheese)

heaved to The Crows

& sales slip

retrieved from

the garbage

MORNING GOLD

The Hawk Dining Room 8:15am

The Sun is Gold

upon The Ocean —

I cannot forget Gold

It sustains Our Economy

such as It is

& when I look behind Me

I see The Window’s Shadow

warm upon My Mirrored

Wall

CATALOGUE

The Hawk Dining Room 9:33am

The Silver Today

coincides

with My Order

from Sear’s —

a set of four

Bath Towels

Hand Towels

Face Cloths

in Colour 75

“Eggplant”

DVD — RW

The Hawk Outpost 2:08pm

a giant thump took Me

from My Reverie

as I gazed over The Ocean’s

Blue

deep cobalt blue

& thought of a house

on an island

2 or 3 harbours over

STAFF

The Tomato-coloured Couch 2:30pm

They came from everywhere

flapping in Their Black Aprons

I stood amidst Their Alien Gaze

in the foyer of Sobey’s

collecting My Two Cases

of lemon-flavoured

sparkling water

 

MY HUSBAND DR BLAIR

The Tomato-coloured Couch 2:54pm

I have fallen into

the role of Doctor’s Wife

however unnaturally —

it’s taken sixteen years

since I first became attracted

to Dr Blair

The Sexiest Man In My Book

in His Office Clothes

I now lay out

along with His Oatmeal

and raisins —

lunch @ 1:00

supper @ 6:00

I wait for His Parcels

in the afternoon

and take pop to His Secretary —

She appreciates Me so

RADIATING LINES

The Hawk Laundry Room 9:35am

There’s a circular label permanently stuck

to the lid of My Washing Machine

It has multiple radiating lines

to attract attention

It blasts “IMPORTANT!”

(like My Halo)

but all It says is:

“Please return your Product Registration Card

within 10 days”