Joanna Gilman Hyde

"Good Morning, World!"

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My House Is Calling

My House is calling

Me from room to room

Tonight I will sleep

in Its Corner

with The Peepers

and The Waves

@ My Head

and Eliza’s Horse Blanket

on top

Goldilocks Says:

Eye Am The Universe

To My Tiniest Cell:

We are right inbetween

The Infinitely Small

& The Infinitely Large

& THAT is how

We can know

both

Reliability

Truck headlights coming

down the neighbour’s drive @ 5:

one lobsterman off

Don’t Worry

Its My Birthday

and I’m going

OUT

Heterosexual Sex Explained:

A man wants a woman

to have orgasm(s)

because she loses control.

Men like women

to lose control.

It turns them on.

And if a man

makes a woman

have orgasm(s)

he feels empowered.

BTW:  Woman do not really care

if a man has one or not.

Message for Women & Girls:

Don’t have sex

if you are fertile

and do not want to get pregnant —

If you do get pregnant

and you are afraid to have The Child

think of Him or Her

as Your Own Creation

Your Own Empowerment:

The Bond of Mother and Child

is Sacred

Assault w/ a Weapon

Eye have in my possession

the implement of destruction:

the blue and white iron

belonging to My First Husband

wielded by His Former Live-in Girlfriend

a dancer

to whack Him on His Hip

while hot

to leave a permanent scar

of polka dots

and The Man’s Story

of “Bad PMS”

“If Joanna Had A Man”

If I had a man

I could have a Barbeque

 

If I had a man

I could have an extra shelf

in my linen closet

 

I could have the baseboard

replaced

in my Ex’s old library

 

and if I had a man

I would have a pickup truck

“There Is Nothing Lost”

On the night

Eye painted M(eye) Bomb

the wind picked up

and Eye made for the deck

where M(eye) salvaged pieces lay

laminated together

on a glass table top —

just as Eye approached

M(eye) kitchen door

a gust had the nerve

to lift M(eye) work

and sent it flying

down to Destruction

Over Peanut Butter Pie

Possibility

of The Devil proffered but

fiercely rejected