Joanna Gilman Hyde

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Category: language usage

MAELSTROM

Eye Dance My Dance

Eye Write My Right

Eye Paint My House

Eye Walk My Walk

And Eye Have My Ultimate Companion

What Do Eye Laugh At?

Eye laugh at Arrogance —

or do I?

What Do Eye Attack?

Eye attack dishonesty.

 

What Else?

 

M(Eye) Haters on M(Eye) Body

— Shake ‘Em Off

The Shlong Speaks:

“If You’re going to utter death threats

utter them privately.”

JILTED

Eye made a painting

last November 12th

when I got jilted by Dr Blair —

First Eye spray painted

lurid pink & purple:

“Dr Blair can’t fuck”

then laid over

grey & black drips & drops

with His Silver Penis

ejaculating florescent orange —

It’s “The Graffiti Painting”

priced @ $58,000.00 Canadian

As Heard On The Beach

“I think such and such

has lapsed into

“I feel like this or that

spoken by the younger set