The Shlong Speaks:
“If You’re going to utter death threats
utter them privately.”
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“If You’re going to utter death threats
utter them privately.”
Or worse — I’ve been married to him
and still am!!
OMG DR Blair has his new professional photo
up on Face Book — have you seen it? UGH
OMG He’s just like his cohort
who waggled his tongue at me
at my dinner table in front of his wife!!
This is My View
of The Drowned Forrest
re-kindled:
foggy historic haze
overlapping the Scrub Spruce
to My North East —
The Drowned Forrest sunk
1,500 years ago
but Eye have Its Replacement
“God is The Ultimate
Control Freak”
From The Dentist Chair
Eye watched TV:
Everyone was fat —
I sat and wondered:
Is This OK?
I sat and wondered That.
Eye have painted The World
Blue
on the anniversary
of My First Date
with My Children’s Father
when We picked strawberries
and drank champagne
and imagined
living
in Nova Scotia
Eye wake before the sun is up
I go to bed before it’s down —
am I following the path of light
or is it following Me?
An Awning We will erect
on the facade of the UFO Museum
in Shag Harbour, Nova Scotia
to exhibit The Model of Self Organizing Galaxy
unfurled, to Dawn upon The World
as the only surviving Artefact
of The Artwork which Spawned
9/11
Today Eye ate a Star —
It came from the beach
on My Fingers as I pulled back
My Drying Hair —
I gritted It with My Teeth
and Oh what mineral sustenance
It did provide
Joanna Gilman Hyde 