Joanna Gilman Hyde

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Category: feminism

Too Bad For LL Bean

Eye just recycled

A Men’s Summer catalogue:

Eye H’aint Got No Man

BLOOD

For twenty years Eye sustained

my husband’s public image

and image was all it was:

imagine a man

great and small

dressed

as Dr Blair —

shaved and bathed

properly slept

but know underneath

a heart as empty

as his kiss

HA!!

Yes, Eye am jealous

of that perfect blonde

chest clad in black

with her “Made In Canada”

stamped on Face Book —

Yes, I’m jealous —

he said he fucked her

morning, noon and night

40 years ago

wrecking his first marriage

and now she’s more

than back

Flattery Will Get You Everywhere

If he had told me

“You’re the greatest artist

in the world”

Eye might have stayed

for free

MY BLACK PEN

My Black Pen

oozes and dribbles

 

down down

over his brow

clouding his blue eyes

like the inky string

of vulnerable women

of which Eye

— his third wife —

am merely

one drip

drop

“Sleep Will Be An Issue For The Rest of Your Life”

Eye used to sleep a lot

on drugs

ingested religiously

@ 9:11pm

 

Those Days/Nights are gone forever

as I live

on paint fumes

Hip Hop Music

& M(eye) Own Life

Who Cares?

Eye am The Woman

of glitter and gold

Eye have entered The Age

of Silver

to have and to hold

The Age of indifference —

Eye will never grow old

WHAT’S UP DOC?

Hey Dr Blair

why don’t you tell them

Eye used to care

I used to wash your hair

like a Japanese housewife

why don’t you tell them

I put cream on your legs

at night

why don’t you tell them

Dr Blair —

Why don’t you tell them —

was Eye CRACKED?

The Silver Anniversary

Eye woke This Morning

from The Dream

of cleaning up cat shit

with M(eye) bare hands —

the cat shit was in the shape

of a computer key board —

laid on the seat of M(eye) Grandparents’

Victorian Rosewood Chair.

The Key Board was intricate —

It was Intricate Shit —

and I had It on My Hands

FUCK

for 25 years

Eye have been stressed —

oppressed, suppressed, repressed —

the snake has no truck

with Me

NOW