Joanna Gilman Hyde

"Good Morning, World!"

Category: Dr William Hunter Blair

Driving Lolita

Eye may not

have a mean bone

in My Body

but Boy do Eye

have a Jealous One —

It’s huge and round

and covered with worts

that can fuck

the daylights out

of My Own Innocence

The Other Lolita

Today Eye saw

The Other Lolita

and managed to stare Her down

She tried to look me through and through

and took My Smile

above My Frown

This Rhymes:

Dr Blair

took Me

nowhere

The Other Woman

Eye am in a new phase

of My 57 Years:

contending with The Other Woman —

a role I once reluctantly played —

She is dark-haired

(I have acquired samples)

and intriguing

(of course She would have to be that —

My Husband goes after women who are more observant

than He is)

but how will He “treat” Her?

Take A Look

He “treated” Me

like His Fantasy Patient

His Housewife

Maid

Personal Secretary (Oh wait a minute —

that’s Treena — she gets paid)

Lolita

A Prostitute from Time to Time

(and Those weren’t very good times)

What Do Eye Laugh At?

Eye laugh at Arrogance —

or do I?

What Do Eye Attack?

Eye attack dishonesty.

 

What Else?

 

M(Eye) Haters on M(Eye) Body

— Shake ‘Em Off

Eye’ve Been In Bed With A Sleeze Bucket!!

Or worse — I’ve been married to him

and still am!!

 

OMG DR Blair has his new professional photo

up on Face Book — have you seen it?  UGH

 

OMG  He’s just like his cohort

who waggled his tongue at me

at my dinner table in front of his wife!!

When Maria Got Killed

When Maria got killed

Dr Blair said he felt bad —

or something like that

Free Verse

Yes Eye got Dr Blair

OUT

He doesn’t belong HERE

any more

if He cannot COME

on MY TERMS

Eye don’t want him

at all