Joanna Gilman Hyde

"Good Morning, World!"

Month: February, 2025

INTERMISSION

POWER JEWELLES

February 6, 2025

The Hawk Utility Room

5:26 am

Trillions of Years Ago

When Breaking Up

From The Deceitful Marriage

2 Dr Blair —

Eye Requested of Him

The Purchase

of A Large Diamond Solitaire

2 Make Up

4 The Matronly Engagement Ring

He Bought @ Birk’s In Halifax

On M(eye) Birthday

In Whatever Fateful Year

Leading Up 2 The Ghastly Wedding

On August 14, 2004 —

During A Forgotten February Frought w/ Fighting

Eye Demanded of Him

His Significant Gesture of Bestowal

Withheld For The Duration

of That One-sided Marriage

(w/ 1 Exception:  The Bestowal

of A Quartz Crystal Question Mark Ring

Bought Also @ Birk’s

Just As Eye Was Being Interviewed

Regarding Judge Anne Derrick’s

Decision Over The 3-year Hyde Inquiry*)

During That Forgotten February

In M(eye) Desperation 2 Get

Him 2 Acknowledge M(eye) TRUE WORTH

@ The End of That 2nd Marriage

(3rd For Him)

Which Offered Nothing 2 Me

Butt Blurred Vision

On His Part, & Mine

(Eye Was On Drugs

Prescribed B(eye) The Psychiatric Industry Monitored B(eye) Dr Blair)

Eye Demanded of Him

The Emblem of M(eye) Birth Right

& He Refused.

So Eye Bought The 2 Karat D(eye)mond

— M(eye) Birthstone —

& The Biggest Canadian Rock

of Precision Workmanship

Eye Had Ever Been Shown —

@ $22,000 From Barrington Place Jewellers

& Wore It On M(eye) Left Ring Finger

As Eye Was Again Taken

(B(eye) Direction of Dr Blair)

2 The Yarmouth Psychiatric Unit

(4 The Umpteenth Time).

M(eye) Daughter Insisted

M(eye) Power Ring For Crystalized Vision

(& Valentine’s Day Thrown In)

Be Returned.

Eliza Got Her Father

(M(eye) 1st Husband

& Father of M(eye) Aborted Maria)

2 Take M(eye) Giant D(eye)mond

From M(eye) De-throned Hand

As Eye Stood @ The Opening

of That Familiar Bolted Door.

Not Since Then

Have Eye Bought

(Or Had Bestowed)

Any Object of Symbolization

of M(eye) Infinite Vision

(Except 4 One Large Crystalline Glass Conglomeration Costing $10

@ Twice As Nice — M(eye) “Bling Ring”)

Until Last Night @ The Yarmouth Mall

Killing Time

(Which Doesn’t Exist Anyway)

Where Eye Had Just Reclaimed

M(eye) Painting Titled

The Light of Purple

(Or Should That Be L(eye)ght?)

From Yarmouth Creatives

Where It Was On Display

For M(eye) REVENGE SHOW —

Then Wandered Into

Crescent Gold & Diamond

Where Eye Was The Only Customer

Just Before Closing @ 8:00

& Announced That Eye Wanted A Ring

“A BIG RING”

For Which There Was Not Much Selection.

There Was, However, A Collection

of Aqua-coloured Topaz Pieces

(Not Knowing Topaz Came In Aqua Blue)

& Eye Was Happy 2 See

M(eye) 1st Sizable Teardrop Gem

Set Between

2 Adjacent Smaller Drops

of The Same Pristine Blue

& Asked If The Stones Were Synthetic —

“Created” Was The Word —

& The Sales Lady Said They Were Real —

“Natural” — M(eye) Word —

& Even Though  She Couldn’t Tell Me

Where The Ring Was Made

Eye Bought It

For $200 Plus Tax.

Eye Mentally Justified The Purchase

B(eye) Telling The Sales Lady

Eye Had Just Saved Almost $200

On A Failed Flower Delivery

For M(eye) Friend Kristine Zoodedoo’s

65th Birthday, Whereupon

The Sales Lady Used A Term

Eye Had Never Heard Before:

“GIRL MATH”

& We Laughed.

Amanda Was Her Name

& She Carefully Deposited

M(eye) Latest Symbolic Acquisition

Into A Darker Blue Ring-slotted Box

Which Fit Into A Matching Cardboard Sheath

& Into Their Nice Grey-blue Shopping Bag.

Eye Paid w/ Debit, A New Method

As Eye Usually Carry Cash.

B(eye) Then Eye Was Starving

So Eye Left The Mall

Just As It Was Closing

& Drove 2 Tusket Falls Brewery

Where, In The Dark of M(eye) Black Car

Eye Took M(eye) New Teardrop Ring Out

of Its Succession of Bag & Boxes

& Placed In Its Padded Ring Slot

M(eye) Mother’s Family Ring

of Hand-wrought Gold

& Refurbished Amethyst

Worn That Night

On M(eye) Right Ring Finger

2 Fill The Place Vacated

B(eye) M(eye) Heart-shaped Gold Nugget

Maria Ring

(Once Belonging 2 Dr Blair

& Now Hanging Hooked

2 The Top of M(eye) Cooper Union

German Expressionism Life Portrait

Above M(eye) Queen Bed)

So w/ M(eye) Mother’s Ancient Gold & Amethyst Family Ring

(Completely Smoothed Oval Amethyst Stone Re-cut @ M(eye) Direction)

Secured Inside The New Blue Boxes

Eye Put The Aqua Teardrop Ring

On M(eye) Right Ring Finger

& Got Out of M(eye) 2021 Chevy Malibu

w/ SAXHTWH Licence Plate

Wearing M(eye) White Faux Fur

& Walked Into The Friendly Establishment

(Where The Only Customers, A Couple,

Were Leaving)

& Where M(eye) Favourite Waitress

Rachel

Complimented What Eye Was Wearing

& Described Their Selection of Burgers

In Perfect Detail.

* Provincial Judiciary 3-year Inquiry for Cause of Death of Howard Talbot Walden Hyde, October 6, 1962 — November 22, 2007

“REPLACE TONER”

The Hawk Utility Room

February 6, 2025

3:55 am

22 Million Years Ago

(Or Whenever It Was)

A Machine Read M(eye) M(eye)nd.

Actually Eye Can

Give A Date 2 The Event:

Kristine Zoodedoo’s 65th Birthday.

Eye Was Using The Ancient Copier

Left Beh(eye)nd B(eye) Dr Liar

Situated In The Family Room

Of M(eye) Living Gallery

Copying Selected Pages

From Luke Marciano’s

1st Big Black Journal

Of Del(eye)ghtful Figurative Illustrations —

The Machine Had Been Due

Its Drum Change

From As Long Ago

As 44 Billion Years

Butt Was Miraculously Continuing

2 Print Clear Copies —

Well, The Moment Eye “Thought”

2 Copy The Whole Remainder

Of Luke’s Quirky Work

A Red Light Flashed On

Stopping  EVERYTHING

TRUMP’S SOLUTION

The Hawk Kitchen Outpost

February 5, 2025

3:28 am

Make NORTH AMERICA

1 Giant Country:

The Canadian/American/Mexican

FREE — FOR ALL

w/ Me as Director

Fishing For Lobster

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Sublime Relaxation

The Hawk Utility Room

February 2, 2025

5:15 am

It’s Chantal’s Birthday

& Peak Must Be Up

About 2 Go Swimming

As The Only Exercise

He Can Get

w/ His Herniated Back

& Eye Am Reclining

In The Arms Of God

Chair

Down  In M(eye) Early Morning

Sitting Room

w/ Molly On M(eye) Lap

& M(eye) Tea Almost Gone

& CIFA Wafts Down The Stairwell

& This Will Be Published

@ M(eye) Birth Time