Joanna Gilman Hyde

"Good Morning, World!"

Month: February, 2024

M(eye) Elementary Teachers

The Hawk Corner Room

February 3, 2024

8:18 am

Mrs. Koff Read M(eye) Letter

“Don’t Scratch That Match”

In The Rockland County Journal News

& Was Impressed —

Mrs. Marchalis

Had 2 Deal w/ Patricia Buchanan

Peeing On Her Chair

During The Pledge of Allegiance —

Mrs. Winegarten

Put Paper Flower Petals

Representing Book Reports

Up Above Her Chalk Board —

Mrs. Marshall Introduced

Homophones

& Told Me 2 Stop

Day Dreaming

(When Eye Didn’t Know

What That Meant)

Miss Robley

Gave Me A Dime

2 Buy An Orange Popsicle

@ The Statue of Liberty —

(Eye Liked Her Flipped Up Hair Style)

Mrs. Erlich Talked 2 M(eye) Mother

@ Open House

& Eye Was Proud —

Mrs. Crumm Didn’t Catch Me

Flashing M(eye) Privates

@ Lisa Brown —

(& Her’s @ Me)

Mrs. Wells Crumpled Up

A Tube of Newspaper

She Was Trying 2 Use

2 Demonstrate How Light Doesn’t Bend

& Failed —

Mrs. Lee Praised M(eye) Recitation

of M(eye) Poem

My Bird Named Sam

& Miss Weiner

Wore Dangly Earrings

& Mini Skirts For Math

So Eye Always Raised

M(eye) Hand

Groundhog Day

Hillcrest Academy, Shelburne, NS

February 2, 2024

Eye Am Bearing Witness

2 The Dissolution

of The Canadian Public School System:

A Little Boy Asked Me In The Stairwell

If Eye Was Alright.

Eye Responded By Saying,

“Yes, Eye’ll Be Fine —

Thanks For Asking.”

Later

1 Decent Teacher

Subbing For Music

Talked 2 Me

In The Bedlam of The Cafeteria

Telling Me

She Once Taught M(eye) Daughter

In High School.

She Said She Saw Eliza

In A Dark A-line Prom Dress

w/ A String of Pearls

& Black Pumps

& Pronounced Her

STUNNING

(Eye Never Saw That Dress)

Eye Told The Teacher

Eliza Is In The Coast Guard

w/ A House In Mexico

& Mrs. ———- said,

“Good For Her!”

(So Eye Felt A Little Better)

Miss Weiner

February 3, 2024

12:18 pm

Miss Weiner, Have Eye

Written of You Before

w/ Your Long Dark Hair

Piled Partway In A Ponytail

High Upon Your Beautiful Head —

Your Dangling Earrings

Captivated Me

& Eye Thought

You Had 2 Poke Your Earlobes

Each Time You Put Them In —

Your’s Was The Math Class

Eye Eagerly Raised M(eye) Hand 2 —

Answering Your Questions

Against That 4th Grade Chalk Board

Beside Which Sat David Perkins

Who Asked Me

Where Eye Got That Necklace —

A Tinkling String of Tiny Glass Birds —

Eye Said “From Italy –“

& He Said

“Sttt, Italy.”