M(eye) Elementary Teachers
by Joanna Gilman Hyde
The Hawk Corner Room
February 3, 2024
8:18 am
Mrs. Koff Read M(eye) Letter
“Don’t Scratch That Match”
In The Rockland County Journal News
& Was Impressed —
Mrs. Marchalis
Had 2 Deal w/ Patricia Buchanan
Peeing On Her Chair
During The Pledge of Allegiance —
Mrs. Winegarten
Put Paper Flower Petals
Representing Book Reports
Up Above Her Chalk Board —
Mrs. Marshall Introduced
Homophones
& Told Me 2 Stop
Day Dreaming
(When Eye Didn’t Know
What That Meant)
Miss Robley
Gave Me A Dime
2 Buy An Orange Popsicle
@ The Statue of Liberty —
(Eye Liked Her Flipped Up Hair Style)
Mrs. Erlich Talked 2 M(eye) Mother
@ Open House
& Eye Was Proud —
Mrs. Crumm Didn’t Catch Me
Flashing M(eye) Privates
@ Lisa Brown —
(& Her’s @ Me)
Mrs. Wells Crumpled Up
A Tube of Newspaper
She Was Trying 2 Use
2 Demonstrate How Light Doesn’t Bend
& Failed —
Mrs. Lee Praised M(eye) Recitation
of M(eye) Poem
My Bird Named Sam
& Miss Weiner
Wore Dangly Earrings
& Mini Skirts For Math
So Eye Always Raised
M(eye) Hand