M(eye) Elementary Teachers

by Joanna Gilman Hyde

The Hawk Corner Room

February 3, 2024

8:18 am

Mrs. Koff Read M(eye) Letter

“Don’t Scratch That Match”

In The Rockland County Journal News

& Was Impressed —

Mrs. Marchalis

Had 2 Deal w/ Patricia Buchanan

Peeing On Her Chair

During The Pledge of Allegiance —

Mrs. Winegarten

Put Paper Flower Petals

Representing Book Reports

Up Above Her Chalk Board —

Mrs. Marshall Introduced

Homophones

& Told Me 2 Stop

Day Dreaming

(When Eye Didn’t Know

What That Meant)

Miss Robley

Gave Me A Dime

2 Buy An Orange Popsicle

@ The Statue of Liberty —

(Eye Liked Her Flipped Up Hair Style)

Mrs. Erlich Talked 2 M(eye) Mother

@ Open House

& Eye Was Proud —

Mrs. Crumm Didn’t Catch Me

Flashing M(eye) Privates

@ Lisa Brown —

(& Her’s @ Me)

Mrs. Wells Crumpled Up

A Tube of Newspaper

She Was Trying 2 Use

2 Demonstrate How Light Doesn’t Bend

& Failed —

Mrs. Lee Praised M(eye) Recitation

of M(eye) Poem

My Bird Named Sam

& Miss Weiner

Wore Dangly Earrings

& Mini Skirts For Math

So Eye Always Raised

M(eye) Hand