Funny Dream

The Hawk Queen Bed

October 7, 2023

2:08 am

Eye Was @ A House

In Rockland County, New York

Against The Steep Incline

Along Route 9W

For XMiss

& Someone Had Brought

Their Pet Lion

(or Lioness As It Didnt Have A Mane)

Eye Brought A Puppet —

A Kind of Hobo Marionette —

That Eye Set Up On A Tree Stump

In The Back of The House

Against The Hillside —

It Had Very Long Wires

Which The Lioness Activated

By Accident (of Course)

& Let Her Self Outside.

M(eye) Brother Howard

& Lee Keating

(Old Neighbour of Mine & Peter’s)

Arrived & Eye Was w/out Gifts.

Lee & His Longtime Wife

Were Separated In The Dream

& Were Having XMiss Separately.

Eye Was Attempting 2 Set Up

Little Ornamental Christmas Trees

Also In The Back of The House

For Lee & Howard

As Supposed Presents

While The Lioness Was Still Outside.

Howard Had The Doors Open

Throughout The House

In Order 2 Encourage

The Lioness 2 Come Back In

As Eye Said, ” If The Doors R Open

That’s The End of Hilbert –“

(Our Jack Russell From 1992)

Finally The Lioness Came Back In

& Lay Along The Threshold

of The Back Door

Whereupon There Was A Loud Knock

& Nobody Knew Who Was There

Butt Somebody Sang Out:

“DON’T STEP ON THE LION!”

& The Door Burst Open

& It Was An Electrician

Who Tripped Over The Lioness

& Dropped A Chandelier

& Broke It w/ Scattered Glass

& Eye Cried Out

“DON’T STEP ON THE GLASS!”

Thinking of The Lion’s Vulnerability.

Eye Started Cleaning Up The Glass

w/ The Electrician

(Who Was From Halifax)

Explaining 2 Him

That The Pet Lion Was Friendly

Butt Unpredictable.

There Was Also A Tall, Dark-haired Guy

Who Eye Was Romantically Interested In

Until Eye Happened 2 See His Penis

& It Was A Shrunken Knob

Much Like 1

Eye Had Been Disappointed By

Months Earlier

& Said 2 Someone

It Wasn’t Even 1 Step Above

The Inadequate Penis

of M(eye) Prior Engagement.

NOTE: Eye Had Exclaimed Before

The Lioness Had Gotten Out

That Eye Loved (Him) — The Lioness

& Felt That Eye Was Saying That

@ Least 2 Try 2 Stay Friendly w/ It.

The Funny Dream Ended w/ Me Serving

A Pork Chop 2 The Lioness

Whom Eye Felt All Along Was A He

Rather Than A She.