Joanna Gilman Hyde

"Good Morning, World!"

BULLETPROOF VEST

The Hawk Kitchen Outpost 3:47pm

My Pickled Husband

has just ordered Me

a bulletproof vest

off the internet —

I can go anywhere

now

I am ready

& set

MISTRESS OF EXPRESSION

The Hawk Kitchen Outpost 2:22pm

Would I get back

My Exuberance

if I donned My Black Oprah Dress

& loaded up My Wrists with Silver?

Would I tramp around

the house

belting out declarations — some

original — some not

to My Captive Audience of One:

My Despairing Husband

Would I feel the heady height

of My loquacious

Self?

THE JUMP

The Hawk Kitchen Outpost 1:25pm

With My Right Fist

I will pummel The Truth

of Our Existence

into The Minds

& Hearts

of Men, Women, Children

until They all decide

together

to see

the diabolical workings

of Our History

pounded into Our Present —

laid out to jump

into Our Future

of The Sublime

ORANGE IS THE COLOUR OF THE NIGHT

The Hawk Queen Bed 11:00am

I spoke with sordid gusto

I slobbered

though clearly I chided

My Docile Husband —

“What do We CELEBRATE

on this Planet?!

What do We CELEBRATE?

We CELEBRATE

S — E — X

That’s why We’re here!!”

“CARROTS ARE PENISES

& PUMPKINS ARE CUNTS”

Note:

I go padding down the hall

every morning

in My Cranberry Slippers

to serve My Husband

His Oatmeal & Raisins