Joanna Gilman Hyde

"Good Morning, World!"

Month: March, 2015

MORNING GOLD

The Hawk Dining Room 8:15am

The Sun is Gold

upon The Ocean —

I cannot forget Gold

It sustains Our Economy

such as It is

& when I look behind Me

I see The Window’s Shadow

warm upon My Mirrored

Wall

CATALOGUE

The Hawk Dining Room 9:33am

The Silver Today

coincides

with My Order

from Sear’s —

a set of four

Bath Towels

Hand Towels

Face Cloths

in Colour 75

“Eggplant”

DVD — RW

The Hawk Outpost 2:08pm

a giant thump took Me

from My Reverie

as I gazed over The Ocean’s

Blue

deep cobalt blue

& thought of a house

on an island

2 or 3 harbours over

STAFF

The Tomato-coloured Couch 2:30pm

They came from everywhere

flapping in Their Black Aprons

I stood amidst Their Alien Gaze

in the foyer of Sobey’s

collecting My Two Cases

of lemon-flavoured

sparkling water

 

MY HUSBAND DR BLAIR

The Tomato-coloured Couch 2:54pm

I have fallen into

the role of Doctor’s Wife

however unnaturally —

it’s taken sixteen years

since I first became attracted

to Dr Blair

The Sexiest Man In My Book

in His Office Clothes

I now lay out

along with His Oatmeal

and raisins —

lunch @ 1:00

supper @ 6:00

I wait for His Parcels

in the afternoon

and take pop to His Secretary —

She appreciates Me so

RADIATING LINES

The Hawk Laundry Room 9:35am

There’s a circular label permanently stuck

to the lid of My Washing Machine

It has multiple radiating lines

to attract attention

It blasts “IMPORTANT!”

(like My Halo)

but all It says is:

“Please return your Product Registration Card

within 10 days”

MID-WEEK

The Hawk Window Seat 8:46am

I’ve picked out

My Husband’s Wednesday attire —

Dockers M made in Vietnam

pin-striped shirt

charcoal grey wool trousers

LL Bean size 34″ by 29″

He’s in the tub

& I’m in Eliza’s black negligee

ready to wash Dr Blair’s

magnificent hair

LL BEAN

The Tomato-coloured Couch 5:18pm

Thousands of Women in Sri Lanka

sew My Husband’s shirts

& fasten countless buttons

for Me to undo

one by one

MY HALO

The Tomato-coloured Couch 3:24pm

My Halo has Me Speak

My Oracle — where I pronounce

I Am The 2nd Coming

of

What?

The 2nd Coming

of

Twat

MY ORACLE

The Tomato-coloured Couch 12:50pm

It started in The Shower

last fall

against the white

bathroom stall

& then I started seeing

It against the white

dishwasher in My Kitchen

I even carried It

into Sobey’s

one night while Hunter

waited in the car

I saw It again last night

& watched It circle My Head

in The Mirror of My All