Joanna Gilman Hyde

The Tomato-coloured Couch 2:54pm

I have fallen into

the role of Doctor’s Wife

however unnaturally —

it’s taken sixteen years

since I first became attracted

to Dr Blair

The Sexiest Man In My Book

in His Office Clothes

I now lay out

along with His Oatmeal

and raisins —

lunch @ 1:00

supper @ 6:00

I wait for His Parcels

in the afternoon

and take pop to His Secretary —

She appreciates Me so