Joanna Gilman Hyde

"Good Morning, World!"

Month: January, 2014

SELF-CONTAINMENT

The Tomato-coloured Couch 7:22pm

I am self-contained

I do not need another

half

a partner of religion

of life

I can eat My Ice Cream

alone

on My Tomato-coloured Couch

and not worry

about

a God-damn

Thing

HOW I STAY FIT

The Tomato-coloured Couch 2:11pm

Nearly every morning

I gear up for My 4,000 Metre Row

on My Concept 2 Rowing Machine

with computerized clock:

My Columbia Shell Shorts

Sportex Sports Bra

Joe Fresh Sleeveless Grey Under-shirt

Anklet Sox from Eliza

& Old Nike Sneakers

make Me —

into The Basement I go

to put Classic Vocal Trance

on The Hulk (My Husband’s biggest computer)

& warm up with four rounds each

of personal exercises

I wipe down the C2 bar

on-which the seat slides

& strap My Self into the foot rests

I pull the handles

& focus My Vision on the in-out motion

of the chain

& watch The Clock

like a Hawk

for 11 Minutes & 22 Seconds

— take a clocked break upstairs —

— drink from My LIFE Glass —

& go back down to hit

22:22

 

GREY MORNING

The Hawk Queen Bed 9:00am

I hear the roar of The Cape

through Our closed bedroom windows

a deluge of rain last night

leaked through the front door

I’m sitting in bed

waiting for Hunter

to bring The Coffee

He’s already fed

The Cats

COSMOS

The Tomato-coloured Couch 7:22pm

I am sitting, aligned

with The Sun, a candle

& My LIFE Glass, The Earth

before Me, ahead of My Right Knee

orbiting My Oval Glass Coffee Table

I am in the outer reaches

of The Solar System

My Couch is an asteroid belt

& My Room, My Living Room

is The Universe

contained

in This

My

Mind

BREAD

The Hawk West Desk Window 3:55pm

Women The World Over

sit on tomato-coloured couches

with wads of dough

between Their Legs

kneading to the rhythm

on The Radio

while Their Men

as handsome as They are

go down in The Basement

to work The Bowflex

THE ALMOST GOAL

The Hawk West Desk Window 2:22pm

Women The World Over

are feeding Lunch to Their Men

& cleaning up afterwards

while The Game’s still on

9/11

The Hawk West Desk Window 4:11pm

ICONIC POWER:

WESTERN FEMININE APPEAL

COLLIDES WITH ISLAM

QUARTERED

The Hawk West Desk Window 11:45am

My Children live

in temporary housing:

Peak’s is an 8′ x 12′ cubicle

in a modular unit

furnished by Cenovus

in Alberta —

Eliza’s is a room in the basement

of a house owned by a single mother

5 minutes away from Acadia University

These are the rooms

meant for not much more than laying down One’s Head —

the private enclaves of worker and student —

These are the habitats of youth

on the move

on Their Way to achieving

some semblance of

permanance

PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE

The Hawk Kitchen 5:00pm

I Pledge Allegiance

To One Fat Cloud

Watched Out My Kitchen Window

Until It Shrinks From A Golden Swath

Into A Fluff Of Grey

and I lose it

PROMPT

The Hawk Window Seat 3:55pm

Silver-edged clouds sway

parting light to drowsy nap:

“Get Up, Make Some Tea!”