TONIGHT

by Joanna Gilman Hyde

The Tomato-coloured Couch 7:41pm

My Husband has given up

on trying to talk any sense

into Me.

He claims He no longer has any opinion

on what psychiatric diagnosis

might be responsible for My Skewered Reality.

He claims He will never speak again

of His Theory as to why I latched on

to a Little Scottish Doctor four days after

My Mother Died:

His Fifteen-year-old Theory that I had a symbiotic relationship

with My Mother, transferred onto The Little Man.

That My Husband may never discuss this subject again

should be a relief to Me

yet I find My Self in the foulest of moods.

Maybe I am getting

a menopausal period.