Joanna Gilman Hyde

"Good Morning, World!"

WORDS & PHRASES I HATE

From The Hawk Kitchen Refrigerator 

(quotation marks implied)

24/7

Ego

From the get go

Scenario

From day 1

Life is a journey

There ya go!

Climate change

Issue

Live in the moment

It’s all good!

You can’t have everything

Ya get what ya pay for

Nobody’s perfect

Inappropriate behaviour

Up the yin yang

Ya can’t take it with you!

Yeah (as a filler)

Bitch

On the same page

Step up to the plate

You have a lot on your plate

Between a rock and a hard place

Enjoy!

Agro

Good energy

On board

If I win the lottery

Wake up call

Irk

Irksome

Live & learn

Mind set (though I use it)

Down time

Melt down

Jus’ sayin

It is what it is

Get your head around

Heads up

Stepping stone

Team player

There are two sides to every story

Win – win

Been there, done that

Bought the T-shirt

Count your blessings

Look on the bright side

Hang in there

Have a good day

Good Luck

End game

Game over

At the end of the day

In the final analysis

Play it by ear

Quantitative easing (sounds like a laxative)

No brainer

DESSERT

The Hawk Kitchen 7:14pm

I took Dr Blair

His Dessert

of frozen berries thawed

in the microwave

& two scoops of French Vanilla Ice Cream

I took It to Him

under the low light

in The Hawk Family Room

where He sat by The Computer

looking elegant

I was serving

A Very Important Man

Who can’t seem to retire

even though His Back

is killing Him

“COOKIES”

The Hawk Basement 12:39pm

When My Mother first had Her Brain Tumour

diagnosed

She was tested as to functionality

by having to bake Chocolate Chip Cookies

unassisted

in a hospital kitchen

She was to follow a recipe

and I was with Her

not allowed to help

but I don’t remember

how, or if

They came out